Slugs and Snails

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by Taffd, Oct 9, 2012.

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  1. So this morning I happened to see a very small slug and the thought occurred - where do baby slugs and snails come from?

    Google no doubt has the answer, but before I attempt any self-education, I thought I'd ask you lot.
  2. A mummy* snail and a mummy* snail, who love each other very much, do a special cuddle ...

    *you may substitute "daddy" in either or both

    Yes, I know not all snails are hermaphrodite
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  3. I don't care I have these little blue pellets and they go.
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  4. TheIronDuke

    TheIronDuke LE Book Reviewer

    Murderer of hedgehogs. Hitler. Fucking Hitler of the garden. You are dead to me. Dead. Adolf.
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  5. You see, I just pour a ring of salt around them and watch them suffer as they try to escape.
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  6. Look cocker I warned them not to keep coming in the house. They ignore my warnings, they make crunching noises under my feet, it's distasteful, well they're fucking dead now. Cunts.
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  7. I at least suppply them with a glass of beer and let the stretchy, slimy fuckers drown in a alcolholic drowny way. Much the same way as I'd like to go.
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  8. I quite like shooting snails off the rhubarb with my air pistol.
  9. Just like me, except it's an airsoft pistol, they're slugs, and it's a wall.
  10. Brotherton Lad

    Brotherton Lad LE Reviewer

    Slug viagra? Is this on the NHS?
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  11. Grownup_Rafbrat

    Grownup_Rafbrat LE Book Reviewer Good Egg (charities)

    Sprinkle the salt onto them directly. It's frothy man!
  12. CountryGal

    CountryGal LE Book Reviewer

    To keep slugs off potted plants a thick later of vasaline around the top of the pot will keep them away.

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  13. Can I put a thick layer around your rim?
  14. what about them big buggers with the orange spots.well weird they are.
  15. A bit off topic slightly, but I find that works quite well on squirrels raiding the bird table as well.
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