Slugs and Snails



So this morning I happened to see a very small slug and the thought occurred - where do baby slugs and snails come from?

Google no doubt has the answer, but before I attempt any self-education, I thought I'd ask you lot.
A mummy* snail and a mummy* snail, who love each other very much, do a special cuddle ...

*you may substitute "daddy" in either or both

Yes, I know not all snails are hermaphrodite


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Murderer of hedgehogs. Hitler. Fucking Hitler of the garden. You are dead to me. Dead. Adolf.
Look cocker I warned them not to keep coming in the house. They ignore my warnings, they make crunching noises under my feet, it's distasteful, well they're fucking dead now. Cunts.
I at least suppply them with a glass of beer and let the stretchy, slimy fuckers drown in a alcolholic drowny way. Much the same way as I'd like to go.
I quite like shooting snails off the rhubarb with my air pistol.
Just like me, except it's an airsoft pistol, they're slugs, and it's a wall.
You see, I just pour a ring of salt around them and watch them suffer as they try to escape.
Sprinkle the salt onto them directly. It's frothy man!


Book Reviewer
To keep slugs off potted plants a thick later of vasaline around the top of the pot will keep them away.

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They are the produce of Sluggy's smelly bits!
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