Slugs and Snails

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Taffd

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#1
So this morning I happened to see a very small slug and the thought occurred - where do baby slugs and snails come from?

Google no doubt has the answer, but before I attempt any self-education, I thought I'd ask you lot.
 
#2
A mummy* snail and a mummy* snail, who love each other very much, do a special cuddle ...




*you may substitute "daddy" in either or both


Yes, I know not all snails are hermaphrodite
 

jarrod248

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Gallery Guru
#6
Murderer of hedgehogs. Hitler. Fucking Hitler of the garden. You are dead to me. Dead. Adolf.
Look cocker I warned them not to keep coming in the house. They ignore my warnings, they make crunching noises under my feet, it's distasteful, well they're fucking dead now. Cunts.
 
#7
I at least suppply them with a glass of beer and let the stretchy, slimy fuckers drown in a alcolholic drowny way. Much the same way as I'd like to go.
 
#9
I quite like shooting snails off the rhubarb with my air pistol.
Just like me, except it's an airsoft pistol, they're slugs, and it's a wall.
 
#11
You see, I just pour a ring of salt around them and watch them suffer as they try to escape.
Sprinkle the salt onto them directly. It's frothy man!
 

CountryGal

MIA
Book Reviewer
#12
To keep slugs off potted plants a thick later of vasaline around the top of the pot will keep them away.


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B_AND_T

MIA
Book Reviewer
#16
They are the produce of Sluggy's smelly bits!
 
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