Sluggy beats us all

[robinrocket111]

its all pollocks,!

Jeez ... Bream me up Scotty...


Taxi .....

 

[urdygurdy]

Looks,like you are all heving a Waale of a time.

 

[A signaller]

Looks,like you are all having a Whale of a time.

Fixed,

 

[NSP]

Not ALL the fish puns again! I've haddock up to here with fish puns.

Oh. c'mon, man!! Where's your sole...?

 

[re-stilly]

You Cod of warned us that things would be so Ruffe.

 

[NSP]

Groan.

Let me know when it's saithe to return to this thread, chaps.

Until then...

 

[BratMedic]

You said that on porpoise, I'll just fire up a roach and relax, brill!

 

[putteesinmyhands]

Groan.

Let me know when it's saithe to return to this thread, chaps.

Until then...

Don't flounder.

 

[NSP]

Oh, for the love of pike!!

 

[putteesinmyhands]

Oh, for the love of pike!!

Speak up. I'm a bit hard of herring.

 

[putteesinmyhands]

Thread's slowing down. The whiting is on the wall.

 

[brewmeister]

For Cod's sake! Stop floundering, I've haddock to the gills with all this carp!

 

[re-stilly]

Wels, you can Ruddy well take a zander elsewhere

 

[Simmerit]

The poor Slug has to watch this Koi crap up in heaven with the Angels

 

[putteesinmyhands]

The poor Slug has to watch this Koi crap up in heaven with the Angels

Were you pouting when you wrote that?

 

[re-stilly]

Sluggy will be doing the conger at her plaice.

 

[NSP]

How long will these piscine puns linger on for, I wonder...?

 

[putteesinmyhands]

I like that. (No, I'm not Westpoint).

Piscine in the wind. Piscine on his chips.

Very promising.

 

[Cold_Collation]

Ah, the usual grouper poor puns.

 

[adouglasmhor]

I remember watching something a couple of years ago, something like A Year In The Highlands. They looked at how wild beavers were thriving on Japanese Knotweed. Unfortunately, rather than suppressing it, they were spreading the seeds downstream in their spoor.

So there you go, Jock, eat Beaver sh¡t.

Memo to self. Need a goldfish carp crap.

Japanese Knotweed doesn't form viable seed in the UK spreads by rhizomes and cuttings, are you sure it wasn't giant hogweed.