When she told me the bad news I messaged her back; "Once and once only will I do this but if you ever need an ear to bend..." and then my number. She never used it, which may or may not have been a blessing. But is it in the records...?If I get a call from it I'm going to poo myself.
possibly in protest, maybe in shock.
Hello stranger, sluggy's passing has brought quite a few of the old guard out if the woodwork.Ach FFS, I don't come here much anymore and it took me a wee while to work out if this was the current zeitgeist "in" joke. Cannot express my shock, insofar as you get these things about an online aquaintance. She did something very nice for me once (Fnaaar!) on an occasion when it was very important. I'm heartily saddened. Thanks Mrs!
Disappointed at no one mentioning face slicing in the report thoughThey are better known for making gardeners' lives hell by ruining vegetable patches.
Now slugs have been accused of putting lives at risk in Wrexham by sabotaging a set of traffic lights.
They found their way into a pedestrian crossing unit near Rhosddu Park and wrecked the control board, said the Local Democracy Reporting Service.