Could we have the Dumb icon changed to a pink Unicorn one?
Boy that's stone cold. The gal's not even cleared the chimney yet and yet you're wearing her jammies. What next have a rummage in her kitchen for Jaffa cakes and tinnies?
Prince Andrew not so incognito then!
Did the slug have a razor?Somewhere between 5pm and around 8pm tonight someone delivered our post, which is later than I've ever seen before
Which wouldn't be note worthy but for the slug sitting on top of the post
So either the postman was fashionably late and has started delivering the post to our village at night for some strange reason, or they've subcontracted the work to slugs in some sort of bizarre outsourcing initiative