I didn’t know her, but oh my I’ll miss her posts, hope she wasn’t suffering, Sluggy RIP and cheerio.
She'd be bored shitless in heaven!Wherever she is now - heaven, hell, Valhalla, the clouds, Hades - I'm sure she's having a right old time causing mayhem and tearing the place up. And quite right, too. I hope she's landed in the Mormon section. Can you imagine the carnage...?
1700hrs she was wankered. We’d free dinner courtesy of Mercedes. I had dinner on my own, she staggered off after interrupting a persons job interview in the hotel. She asked her what she really wanted to do with her life and other such drivel.I still remember exactly where I was when J phoned to tell me, "She's collapsed and passed out, I'm going to the pub"
Then an hour or so later she phones to tell me she can't be ársed with going out to the hotels smoking area so she'll just stay in bed to smoke and pay the €200 deep cleaning fee.
Or the call I got at daft o'clock in the morning to tell me she couldn't be ársed with waiting for a train so she got a cab from Kings Cross to Gatwick.
My first question was why the fúck are you going to Gatwick?
She just said she was bored the night before so booked herself a flight to the States to disrupt JJHs household for a few days
You've been left to me in her will - and any more bollocks from you and I'll be tearing hou an new ******** tyoo lofty!!She tore me a new ******** on possilby my third post - she was viscous - but loved reading her retorts and barbs - really funny.
I think The Hole should be re-named Slugsville or somewhat, she'd always be remembered.
Too right she’d always a problem reaching the kitchen sink.Last time she stayed at my place I had to burn the bed once she left.
Well first I had to dry it out, but it went up a treat eventually
Edited to add, you buggers clicking 'like' probably think I'm joking too