The recent violence following the first showing of Mohammed Smiths latest film The SLR Not as Good as Other Things has now spread as far as the outskirts of Lowestoft, with angry Christians demanding what? I think you might need to speak to Mr Philips. One devout cold war warrior, who asked to be known only by his full name and current address, told us AK47 is it? Shite, more like. SLR was, ken, a fuckin gat, ya ken. Ya cannae [unintelligible]. Fuck Thatcher, he gushed. The RBL, the militant wing of the SLR protectorate, was clear in its condemnation We dont open til a bit later, said a spokesman, clearly devastated by the news. Bingos quite popular on a Wednesday, he added by way of sinister warning. The recent events follow an incident last year when an SLR was called a slag in a bar in Catterick resulting in the deaths of 57 people.