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  1. Command_doh

    Command_doh LE Book Reviewer

    Dunno if its been done before, but this made me chuckle.


    I'm sure there is far worse that can be thought up though..
  2. putting in cu*t gave me:
    cu*t makes me hot

    and Wa*king gave out:
    no need to worry with wa*king
  3. it had to be done.....

    "MDN, better than sex"

  4. Percy_Pigeon

    Percy_Pigeon War Hero Book Reviewer

    Made by Percy Pigeon.

    Yawn once you stop using swearwords

    Things go better with Percy Pigeon fcuks

    OK its a chuckle


  5. "blue sophist takes good care of you"........awwwww :)

    "meridian - a safe place in an unsafe world"

    If you put in the words and then keep hitting the slognaize button, all sorts of options appear. Try Lord Flashart for a giggle :)
  6. «Lord Flasheart, love it or leave it.»

    «There is no life without Lord Flasheart.»

    «Lord Flasheart - a safe place in an unsafe world!»

    «Lord Flasheart inside you.»

    Tee hee.
  7. :D
  8. After seeing these two go 'round and 'round, I couldn't resist...

    «Think. Feel. Flasheart Chubb.»
    «Worldclass Flasheart Chubb!»
    «Who wouldn't fight for Flasheart Chubb?»
    «My way is Flasheart Chubb.»
    «Go to heaven with Flasheart Chubb.»
    «Chubb – enjoy the difference»
    «Flasheart Chubb, the clever way»
    «Flasheart Chubb is a female force.»
    «Flasheart Chubb - spice up your life.»
  9. "Good CO - pure lust"

    "Bad CO - it's like heaven"

  10. [​IMG]

    Not sure about that last one, I'm not entirely convinced that's necessarily stock Fortnum & Mason would carry.
  11. Gang rape makes me hot

    Gang rape. see more. do more

    nobody doesn't like gang rape

    gang rape is my sport

    i want more i want gang rape

    gang rape wanted

    :lol: :D
  12. One for Sir Jackson's 'golden' boy...

  13. «munter scuttler know-how.» :lol:
    «sump-guzzling - enjoy the difference.» 8O
    «There's lots of fun in rim-nibbling.» :wink:
    «flap waggling lifestyle» 8)
    «The Queen of saddlebags.» :p
    «MILF-scuttling is the only way to be happy.» :twisted:
  14. Yes, I'm easily amused...


    And then there's...

  15. Spanish_Dave

    Spanish_Dave LE Good Egg (charities)

    «Up, up and away with Spanish_Dave.»