Slip of the fingers?

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by Gremlin, Sep 9, 2007.

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  1. Gremlin

    Gremlin LE Good Egg (charities)

    Read the product description:

    Ebay dress

    And before you ask, I was not searching for little black party numbers etc...

    I would love to find out what she actually did in that dress the only time she wore it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  2. is that supost to be a mistype, if not wtf
  3. Gremlin

    Gremlin LE Good Egg (charities)

    I think she meant Prom!!!!!!
  4. she knew what she meant..
  5. It's very late and I'm very bored... Message sent:

  6. Hmm, what would freud think of this little slip, I mean the typo not the frock although I'm sure like most of us he was not adversed to the gentle swish of satiny fabric against his thighs.
  7. She meant porn the dirty little slut
  8. classic :D
  9. Looks like my daughters bedroom.............seems I will have to talk to her about my 10% commission.
  10. "This Dress Was Only Worn Once For My Porn and It Made Me Feel Great.

    Although I Don't Have The Greatest Of Figures This Dress Made Me Feel Slim And Boosted My Confidence.

    I Will Never Wear This Dress Again So It's Yours.

    Bidding Starts At £9.99

    Any Questions Feel Free To Email Me

    Thanks And Happy bidding!

    The evening obviously didn't go too well 8O
  11. I've asked for a copy of the dvd
  12. Size 16..... you'd be better buying the frau a 9x9.....

    my email 'you are a tubby porn whore, did the film involve animals and scat'
  13. :D :D :D
  14. I don't know about that. This porn whore has probably got a load of man mess down it that dribbled off her chin. That would explain why she will never wear it again.