Slingsby takes off again

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by Sgt.Slingsby, Mar 11, 2008.

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  1. Sgt.Slingsby

    Sgt.Slingsby War Hero Good Egg (charities)

    Anyone who remembers or has been around a whole will recall a few years ago we raised a few quid for the Glider Pilot Regiment then some tosser lost my beret and badge (originals that jumped into Arnhem but nevermind)

    Its been decided that I take off again with a view to raising some more cash for the villa trips donated by Spanish Dave.

    I know a few of you are planning trips abroad, doing potty stuff for various charities and all manner of fund raising activities.... Please include me.

    If you are doing the 10K london run, the Marathon, going up Ben Nevis, K2 or planning a trip to the moon, I want to come.

    I need a bit of kit though!!!

    I need a new beret, maroon, size 55 and a Glider Pilot Regiment capbadge...

    Anyone who has one, please PM me.

    Rather than clog up the boards, can you please PM me with your proposals for hosting me, and raising us some cash.........

    I'm keen to go to Iraq, and Afganistan, and anywhere else in the world.... the more photographs of me in exotic places, dangerous places and even seedy places the better.

    Skydiving, waterskiing, bobsleighing, porn the lot......... I want in.

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    Lets not beat around the bush...... I'm out to raise hard cash... as much as I want to see the bottom draw of your bedsit in Ormskirk, please only host me if you feel it will raise a few quid for the cause.
     
  2. Sgt.Slingsby

    Sgt.Slingsby War Hero Good Egg (charities)

    I also need a new avatar but am only a fcukign teddy bear, so if someone can help me create one I'd be ever so grateful
     
  3. Welcome back you grubby little teddy bear. I'm up for fiddling with you - PM sent :-D
     
  4. Ord_Sgt

    Ord_Sgt RIP

    Welcome back Slingsby, get yourself out here to Holland and I'll take you down to the red-light district and we'll get you some piccies with the laydeees. :twisted:
     
  5. Sgt.Slingsby

    Sgt.Slingsby War Hero Good Egg (charities)

    Mmmmm whores.

    Any IT guru or web dude who wants to put up a site with a world map and a gallery.... I'd be grateful.

    If there can be venues that involves more naked chicks and less running, then thats cool :D
     
  6. Ord_Sgt

    Ord_Sgt RIP

    Onto it, give me a while.
     
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  8. Sgt.Slingsby

    Sgt.Slingsby War Hero Good Egg (charities)

    No way in a fcuking kilt!!!!
     
  9. oldbaldy

    oldbaldy LE Moderator Good Egg (charities)
    1. Battlefield Tours

    Want a pic of me in one? :oops:
     
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  11. Ord_Sgt

    Ord_Sgt RIP

    I think we can find some naked chicks :D this is Holland after all, you'd have to be either Welsh or French to not manage naked chicks here. :oops:
     
  12. Sgt.Slingsby

    Sgt.Slingsby War Hero Good Egg (charities)

    Right then, how do I do the avatar thing???
     
  13. oldbaldy

    oldbaldy LE Moderator Good Egg (charities)
    1. Battlefield Tours

    Oh dear!
     
  14. Welcome back Slingsby. I should be going to Zambia next month on a 6 month mine clearance training/evaluation contract. more than happy to introduce the bear to a minefield if you wish! and maybe get him out on safari?

    K13
     
  15. oldbaldy

    oldbaldy LE Moderator Good Egg (charities)
    1. Battlefield Tours


    :D :D :D :D