Slingsby takes off again

#1
Anyone who remembers or has been around a whole will recall a few years ago we raised a few quid for the Glider Pilot Regiment then some tosser lost my beret and badge (originals that jumped into Arnhem but nevermind)

Its been decided that I take off again with a view to raising some more cash for the villa trips donated by Spanish Dave.

I know a few of you are planning trips abroad, doing potty stuff for various charities and all manner of fund raising activities.... Please include me.

If you are doing the 10K london run, the Marathon, going up Ben Nevis, K2 or planning a trip to the moon, I want to come.

I need a bit of kit though!!!

I need a new beret, maroon, size 55 and a Glider Pilot Regiment capbadge...

Anyone who has one, please PM me.

Rather than clog up the boards, can you please PM me with your proposals for hosting me, and raising us some cash.........

I'm keen to go to Iraq, and Afganistan, and anywhere else in the world.... the more photographs of me in exotic places, dangerous places and even seedy places the better.

Skydiving, waterskiing, bobsleighing, porn the lot......... I want in.







Lets not beat around the bush...... I'm out to raise hard cash... as much as I want to see the bottom draw of your bedsit in Ormskirk, please only host me if you feel it will raise a few quid for the cause.
 
#4
Sgt.Slingsby said:
I also need a new avatar but am only a fcukign teddy bear, so if someone can help me create one I'd be ever so grateful
Welcome back Slingsby, get yourself out here to Holland and I'll take you down to the red-light district and we'll get you some piccies with the laydeees. :twisted:
 
#5
Mmmmm whores.

Any IT guru or web dude who wants to put up a site with a world map and a gallery.... I'd be grateful.

If there can be venues that involves more naked chicks and less running, then thats cool :D
 
#11
Sgt.Slingsby said:
Mmmmm whores.

Any IT guru or web dude who wants to put up a site with a world map and a gallery.... I'd be grateful.

If there can be venues that involves more naked chicks and less running, then thats cool :D
I think we can find some naked chicks :D this is Holland after all, you'd have to be either Welsh or French to not manage naked chicks here. :oops:
 
#14
Welcome back Slingsby. I should be going to Zambia next month on a 6 month mine clearance training/evaluation contract. more than happy to introduce the bear to a minefield if you wish! and maybe get him out on safari?

K13
 
#20
Ahhhh wondered were you had skunked off to you workshy bear. Off to france and belgium later in the year and might need somthing to launch when I loose my rattle :twisted: :twisted:
 

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