Slingsby challenge

#1
Posted in here due to better coverage from more warped people :D

In an effort to boost the funds for the GPRA prior to Christmas, and in additon to the thtree crawsl and other activities going on with the bear himself, its been decided the little fcuker is going on another climb.

Slingsby and his surrogate parents, (Cait and I) will be climbing Helvellyn with the bear in a bergan.

We are prepared to climb with a couple of bergans, to be filled with items of the NAAFI bar clientelles choice.

ie, You suggest and item and say how much you are prepared to donate if we get it to the summit and take pictures. For example we've already been offered £20 for a piccy of us all in a paddling pool with arm bands on......

Keep the ideas relatively sensiblish, as we have to get whatever the item you suggest in a bergan then up a 3000ft big fcuking hill :D



I will personally refund anyone who may bid an amount for a piccy of me hanging out of Caits back doors while Mr Slingsby gives my tackle a lapping
 
#3
Just seeing a pic of MDN haul his globulous arrse higher than a kitchen stool is worth any of my money!


£30 notes to see Cait with a black strap-on and MDN giving it a nosh.
 
#4
The Lord Flasheart said:
£30 notes to see Cait with a black strap-on and MDN giving it a nosh.
Done.

Ideally keep it to something we can fit in a bergan, MDN had originally suggested an exercise bike, until i introduced the limp wristed snapper to one and he back pedaled. :D
 
#6
Mad Jock McSlingsby (as he likes to be known now) reckons that's a poofy wee hill and so has persuaded his Uncle Abacus to give you £20 for a photo of a Ben Nevis Postcard on top of Helvellyn - he has taken size into account and the total weight is "less than a wet fart" apparently. (His Auntie Liz has been teaching him some choice phrases I must say 8O but then I never got custody of the wee furry beast) (Slingsby did!) hehehe
 
#9
£20 to see a pic of Cait and Mighty snogging with tongues on summit. £30 if showing Mighty touching Caits tits whilst kissing, £50 if all above with Caits hand down the front of Mightys keks rubbing his John Thomas.
 
#10
So a dildo a post card and an inflatable paddling pool, still plenty of room in the bergan...

At this rate I won't even have to carry one :D

Gunny, as keen and game as I am, I can't see Mr Cait being my best oppo if that were to happen (still not bothered and game though :D)
 

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LE
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#12
liz_the_nurse said:
£25 for MDN to be wearing an item of tartan on top of the said hill. We all know he loves the porridge wogs and is proud of his sons new nick name!!
It would clash with the Welsh woman's sugar-loaf hat he'll be wearing for another £20.-
 

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LE
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#15
£50 for a picture of Cait in a Wicked Weasel bikini and MDN in a pair of silver hotpants, at the summit of Hellvelyn (or however the motherfucking fück it's spelled).

Oddly enough, I have a spare, brand spankers, unused Wicked Weasel in my possession which can easily be dispatched oop north for the event.
 

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LE
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#16
Mighty_doh_nut said:
Cutaway said:
It would clash with the Welsh woman's sugar-loaf hat he'll be wearing for another £20.-
All a deal so far.... but you may have to help me sourcing one of those at short notice.... WTF is it?


Tall Hat - made out of a hard board with beaver fabric glued on.

On he other hand, it might not clash with the tartan:

 
#17
i will bid £20.00 if they take a pair of bolt croppers to the top and the gorgeous Cait ( R.E. 2-3 bend the sh@ggin' knee) lops off all fat boys fingers and toes and sends me a piccy of her with them tied in a necklace.


whilst MDN's corpse smoulders in the back ground. :D

if he makes it to the top without his colon prolapsing out of his ARRSE obviously.

cheapest murder i've ever planned ....
 

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#18
shortfuse said:
i will bid £20.00 if they take a pair of bolt croppers to the top and the gorgeous Cait ( R.E. 2-3 bend the sh@ggin' knee) lops off all fat boys fingers and toes and sends me a piccy of her with them tied in a necklace.

...
But can you get bolt croppers that will go round such pudgy little fingers ?
 

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