Slightly late pope joke


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What do you call 100 priests?

A centipedeophile
BTW, wouldn't a centipedeophile consist of just 50 priests? It would be 100 if they were all monopeds.

Good joke though.
The pope is shot by a terrorist. He is rushed to the nearest hospital. He regains consciousness as he is being wheeled towards the operating theater.

"My God," mutters the pope as he looks around, "This is beautiful! Have I reached Heaven?"

"No," replies one of the nurses, "We're just taking a short-cut through the children's ward..."
I was asked by my metal-work teacher....what file would you use to enlarge a 10mm hole?
apparently paedophile was incorrect.

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