Slightly late pope joke

Discussion in 'Sick Jokes' started by TheIronDuke, Sep 21, 2010.

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  1. TheIronDuke

    TheIronDuke LE Book Reviewer

    What do you call 100 priests?

    A centipedeophile
     
  2. Windy day in Edinburgh...
     

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  3. "slightly late pope" - has he died?
     
  4. BTW, wouldn't a centipedeophile consist of just 50 priests? It would be 100 if they were all monopeds.

    Good joke though.
     
  5. The pope is shot by a terrorist. He is rushed to the nearest hospital. He regains consciousness as he is being wheeled towards the operating theater.

    "My God," mutters the pope as he looks around, "This is beautiful! Have I reached Heaven?"

    "No," replies one of the nurses, "We're just taking a short-cut through the children's ward..."
     
  6. I was asked by my metal-work teacher....what file would you use to enlarge a 10mm hole?
    apparently paedophile was incorrect.