Slightly Early Friday night Thread - Children in Need

[Gout Man]

Well the last page was funnier than anything the BBC have put on recently.

 

[CutLunchCommando]

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Not everybody in need is a welfare bum, and sometimes the only people you really hurt are the future.

Joy Butz?

 

[Deleted 24582]

Joy Butz?

The POC for the program I would imagine.

 

[vvaannmmaann]

You’re quite welcome
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picture edited to a plastic one because @Badger_Heed doesn’t like the look of a real one!

Oh a kissing toy!

 

[Tool]

Oh a kissing toy!

Dual purpose. His for his appendage, hers for that fisting experience.


*** edit - seems that using one's fist for sexual gratification is no longer allowed in the NAAFI. B*gger.

 

[morsk]

If I'm paying £50 quid for Dani Minogue to give anyone a nosh, it won't be you!

You could watch....

 

[CutLunchCommando]

The POC for the program I would imagine.

Certainly, anything else though?

 

[Yokel]

I was feeling ill on Friday evening and must have missed it. Any totty on this year?

One real issue facing children these days is not being taught how to swim - and then facing an increased risk of drowning. I would love to see Angelica Bell talking about it, wearing a white swimsuit and sitting on the edge of a pool.

 

[triggerigger]

Pro celelbrety boxing is my fantasy fundraising event. Suggestions include.
Iron Mike tyson vs john bearcow 1x 15 mins

Frank Bruno vs Lenny Henry

Mokney wanker jamie oliver vs the Welsh wonder joe kawasaki

And in the name of wimminz equality
Tyson fury vs Laura kuntburg to the death.
Chris eubank vs Andrew marr
Butterbean vs stephen Fry
That would do for starters.
Yes I'd pay to see any of them.
Way better than that pro celeb golf pus which is a KD fiddlers game

 

[ordinaryforces]

A fiver to thoroughly debase Katherine Ryan and her perfectly formed tits with sexual practices that would normally get you a ten stretch.

 

[Charlie4]

Pro celelbrety boxing is my fantasy fundraising event. Suggestions include.
Iron Mike tyson vs john bearcow 1x 15 mins

Frank Bruno vs Lenny Henry

Mokney ****** jamie oliver vs the Welsh wonder joe kawasaki

And in the name of wimminz equality
Tyson fury vs Laura kuntburg to the death.
Chris eubank vs Andrew marr
Butterbean vs stephen Fry
That would do for starters.
Yes I'd pay to see any of them.
Way better than that pro celeb golf pus which is a KD fiddlers game

I just spilt my rum and wet myself simultaneously, cheers!

 

[The Assassin]

Pro celelbrety boxing is my fantasy fundraising event. Suggestions include.
Iron Mike tyson vs john bearcow 1x 15 mins

Frank Bruno vs Lenny Henry

Mokney ****** jamie oliver vs the Welsh wonder joe kawasaki

And in the name of wimminz equality
Tyson fury vs Laura kuntburg to the death.
Chris eubank vs Andrew marr
Butterbean vs stephen Fry
That would do for starters.
Yes I'd pay to see any of them.
Way better than that pro celeb golf pus which is a KD fiddlers game

Didnt Lenny use to do a Frank Bruno impression? Maybe Lenny doing his Frank impression while boxing Frank himself, especially considering Frank's mental health problems.

 

[kelvin_273]

Pro celelbrety boxing is my fantasy fundraising event. Suggestions include.
Iron Mike tyson vs john bearcow 1x 15 mins

Frank Bruno vs Lenny Henry

Mokney ****** jamie oliver vs the Welsh wonder joe kawasaki

And in the name of wimminz equality
Tyson fury vs Laura kuntburg to the death.
Chris eubank vs Andrew marr
Butterbean vs stephen Fry
That would do for starters.
Yes I'd pay to see any of them.
Way better than that pro celeb golf pus which is a KD fiddlers game

"Chris Eubank vs Andrew Marr".

One handed I hope. Don't want to see an unfair advantage.

 

[Charlie4]

Didnt Lenny use to do a Frank Bruno impression? Maybe Lenny doing his Frank impression while boxing Frank himself, especially considering Frank's mental health problems.

If I could interject, and be Franks second? I would pay good money to punch the fuck out of Henry!

 

[Goatman]

Well I'm glad to see the customary sweetness and light of Arrse remains undimmed since this time last year

Why aren't you miserable auld kahnts dead yet anyway ?


It's for CHARIDEE remember ?

And personally, back on topic, Lucy Veeraswamy jelly wrestling the Duchess of Cambridge in a paddling pool full of Tirimasu for the Cullinan Diamond.

 

[Taffwob]

I'd pay to watch the ever so sincere slebs upset a local warlord and suffer something sterner than a mild rebuke.

Thanks to Dave and Lenny no white people will be involved in the ensuing . . . . .festivities.

That's got to be worth a tenner.

 

[syrup]

Hasn't Children in Need been superseded by Marcus Rashford?
Surely now the Government are feeding all the kids of those who would previously had to spend some of their own benefits on beans on toast the BBC's cringe fest is obsolete.

Now that the Christmas lights are on in towns (November 12th in York) Marcus will be demanding the Government nationalise Christmas and they need to ensure everyone gets free food and presents delivered by Boris personally.

 

[Grownup_Rafbrat]

Children in Need has been on the go since 1980. According to my maths, they should be grown up by now.

BBC took it over in 1980. The original charity was founded in 1928. They're your granny!

 

[syrup]

BBC took it over in 1980. The original charity was founded in 1928. They're your granny!

Back when kids where in genuine poverty and not just because they have only got a PlayStation 3

 

[pcar964]

It's for CHARIDEE remember ?

For it's staff

What The BBC Don't tell you: Children & Greed - 127 Staff Average £42,000 = £6M

Plus, Lenny Henry says "We don't need white saviours" - will they refuse white donations?

Donate? Minimum is £5.00


BBC Ban Charity Records (Other Than Their Own) Brian May Rightly Furious

More contempt: Shipping Forecast buried as Sailing By cancelled

The cesspit BBC needs shutting down and sold off