Slightly Early Friday night Thread - Children in Need

[Dark_Nit]

OK, I'm going out later so need to get this in early.

I'm totally bored and sick of seeing bloody Pudsey and the BBC luvvies trying to scam cash out of us, the current trend being to give cash to see "celebrities" e.g. have iced water etc poured over them, do pathetic dancing etc etc.

I'm not giving anything for this dross, but I will give £100 to see Fiona Bruce get her tits out for a full 5 seond flash on Question Time.

The question is, what would you like to see and how much would you pay for it.

 

[Badger_Heed]

I'd like to see Clare Balding being booted unconscious.

Not just a couple of digs but a full on battering, run-up kicks to the face and neck and stamping.

Hopefully her skirt will ride up during the melee and we can get a glimpse of her cock.

I'd pay absolutely nothing for this to happen.

 

[lokiuk]

I'd pay £100 to see any of the Labour front bench drown in a sea of their own vomit

 

[ugly]

The end of the BBC, nowt as Ive been taxed for it since I was 16!

 

[ugly]

I'd pay £100 to see any of the Labour front bench drown in a sea of their own vomit

I'd need to be paid to watch abbot scatting on Corbyn!

 

[721CXT]

I'd like to see Eastenders on tonight....... or rather, I wouldn't want to watch it. I'd just like it to be on as then I wouldn't have to hear versions of "Bloody Children in Need, no bloody Eastenders on tonight, not even a double episode on Thursday" every couple of hours.
Wouldn't pay for it though, I'll just tune it out..... eventually.

 

[wrinklyone]

Is this to be Nationalised as well?

 

[dogmeat]

I'd like to see Clare Balding being booted unconscious.

Not just a couple of digs but a full on battering, run-up kicks to the face and neck and stamping.

Hopefully her skirt will ride up during the melee and we can get a glimpse of her cock.

I'd pay absolutely nothing for this to happen.

I believe this to be an important contribution to the unique way in which the BBC is funded..

@bigeye - make this happen.

 

[re-stilly]

I am off to play bowls tonight , so won't watch fucking millionaires telling every other fucker to donate what you can.

 

[ugly]

Fortunately amazon firestick is devoid of sleb chuggers so a quick escapism episode followed by drugs and an early night. shooting in the morning!

 

[re-stilly]

Fortunately amazon firestick is devoid of sleb chuggers so a quick escapism episode followed by drugs and an early night. shooting up in the morning!

FOC

 

[ugly]

FOC

pills, leave no tracks its an old recce policy

 

[Fake Sheikh]

Where to start, the list is endless with the 5hit the BBC show using my TV Licence.

But Eastenders found to cause cancer & banned, oh you mean star getting her Bristol's out?

Well then it's Carol Kirkwood & Naga Munchetty doing a full commando strip happy to pay £100.

 

[Arte_et_Marte]

Fucking millionaires telling every other fuvket to donate what you can.

This.
End thread

 

[cent05zr70]

Fortunately amazon firestick is devoid of sleb chuggers so a quick escapism episode followed by drugs and an early night. shooting in the morning!

Ah, shooting in the morning. How I miss pinning that notice up on the board.
Shooting:- The following boys will be shot!

Sined. N Molesworth.

 

[Joker62]

The pub beckons.

 

[pete49]

I'd like to see Clare Balding being booted unconscious.

Not just a couple of digs but a full on battering, run-up kicks to the face and neck and stamping.

Hopefully her skirt will ride up during the melee and we can get a glimpse of her cock.

I'd pay absolutely nothing for this to happen.

Thanks badger heed , funniest comment on arse for a while , I’ve got tears in my eyes laughing, so 2p to children in need , well done

 

[Chef]

I'd like to see practical help for the kiddies. Apprenticeships in old skills, chimney sweeping and mill equipment maintenance for example.

Keeping alive old traditions and learning to support themselves. Get Lucy Lawless to take her top off and I'm good for 20p.

 

[Joker62]

 

[TamtamPWRR]

How about 2 Girls 1 Pudsey?