Sleeping wife and romance.

A man goes to bed and reaches over to his wife. He starts sliding his hand slowly across her back, shoulders, then down her side just glancing her breasts then carries on down her side and legs. He slides her legs apart and slowly runs his hand up and down her inner thigh. He moves back towards the top and stops.

His wife opens her eyes and gasps.. "Why did you stop?"

He replies "Found the remote. Back to sleep fatty!"

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