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#1
A couple of days ago, I saw Terrry, I mean Sir fcuking Terry Pratchett in Reeves in Salisbury. I can report that he'd bought the cheesy slice and had left his cock hanging out.
Has anyone else been up close and personal to a much loved but Alzheimers stricken national literary treasure recently?
 
#2
I sincerely hope a close relative or friend of your's never get alzheimers! You may develop a grown-up view very quickly!
 
#3
Sadly I prefer to frequent Gregs in the Old George Mall, obviously a lesser establishment which does not cater for the Wiltshire titled gentry.
 
#7
A couple of days ago, I saw Terrry, I mean Sir fcuking Terry Pratchett in Reeves in Salisbury. I can report that he'd bought the cheesy slice and had left his cock hanging out.
Has anyone else been up close and personal to a much loved but Alzheimers stricken national literary treasure recently?
Prefer Greggs myself!
 
#8
A couple of days ago, I saw Terrry, I mean Sir fcuking Terry Pratchett in Reeves in Salisbury. I can report that he'd bought the cheesy slice and had left his cock hanging out.
Has anyone else been up close and personal to a much loved but Alzheimers stricken national literary treasure recently?
Did you ask who the woman was who brought Vimes "low"? Or whatever happened to Nobby's parents? Or if Vetinari is throwing one up Lady Margolotta? I need to know the answers to these questions before he forgets.
 
#9
I sincerely hope a close relative or friend of your's never get alzheimers! You may develop a grown-up view very quickly!
So after 5 years on this site you haven't spotted this:

The NAAFI Bar

Look some of the stuff in here is really quite nasty. If you are easily offended - DO NOT ENTER.
 
#15
Or if Vetinari is throwing one up Lady Margolotta? I need to know the answers to these questions before he forgets.
I do believe that he was pondering that very question, as I can further report that his lordship was sporting a lob-on you could've done chin ups on. I was wearing hot, hot, hotpants due to the warm weather, and thrillingly, the Great Man brushed the tip against my port arrse cheek, leaving a little kiss of pre cum to dry in one of my cellulite dimples.
 
#17
I saw shitlips off of "Time Team" the other day, the shambling auld cu-nt with the hat. He looked a bit vague, but I wouldn't say he had Alzheimers.
 
#18
Saw Joanna Lumley at Tebay services a few weeks ago; she doesn't look Kashmiri and had no Ghurkas around. Got into a normal looking people carrier with some normal looking people. Defo her as she was being hysterically greeted by sycophantic motorists. I hid under my van until she had left. NFTR
 
#20
Joanna Lumley, the woman who's probably done more than any one individual to doom the Ghurkas, by dint of making them unaffordable over the long term. Did you offer her a sugar lump?
 

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