Slash Proof Hoodies

Discussion in 'The Intelligence Cell' started by SAKR_AL_AMN, Apr 16, 2007.

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    Dunno quite how much kevlar they are putting in, and how much protection its going to offer. Interesting scam, err gimmick, I mean product.
     
  2. Could make for some 'interesting' law suits when the little darlings start testing their new garb out....... Future Darwin award methinks? :clap:
     
  3. From Balderunner.tv

    Who is the legendary Royce Gracie?
     
  4. According to Wikipedia, some sort of ultimate fighting numpty.
     
  5. Biped

    Biped LE Book Reviewer

    What is needed here is someone to market some paper hoodies that provide NIJ Level III 'protection' under the brand name 'Community Service Hoodies'.
     
  6. How very dare you, he's a legend in the MMA world.
     
  7. Precisely, some sort of Ultimate Fighting numpty.
     
  8. If he's so bloody good, why is he endorcing kevlar cnut coats? surely he'd be better off just disarming the buggers.

    PS. After this weekend I'm going to be endorcing slashproof underpants, nappies I think they are called. err, not that anything happened you understand....
     
  9. A blade into the femoral artery would seem to be in order if they're wearing their 'Kevlar hoodies'
     
  10. Biped

    Biped LE Book Reviewer

    Bet they won't be wearing kevlar chastity belts!
     
  11. There was the case of one of Moss Side's finest who dressed himself up in all the body armour illegally laundered drugs money could buy and somebody shot him in the head.

    That made me chuckle all day.
     
  12. Biped

    Biped LE Book Reviewer

    Should have got the Kevlar bone-dome and ballistic eye-shields then. Hey-ho, never mind.
     
  13. Is slashing the same as stabbing?

    Next hoodie is getting it deep rather than striped
     
  14. Ask yourself that the next time you go for pish.