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Slapper date sites!

#1
" A mate" of mine uses Filthy at fifty to find an outlet to his filthy habits....Thats fine But!

Why do women post pictures of Their tits & Gashes out and state " looking for Mr Right" "looking for frendship first".....its a slappers web site if your are looking for a long term relationship feck off to softshitelurve.com

Rant on behalf of my Mate ahem!

What sites do you use and what pi$$es you off about the tarts.

Whats your success rate
 
#6
What's the betting the local Clap Clinics have had more than average Over 50's and older coming through their doors with Clunge-rot, Drippy Willies and Erse Crabs Sores etcetera....
 
#8
Well.... i always wanted to be a Pox Doctors Clerk when I left school...... but, I joined the R Sigs instead and became a data Telegraphist........ ???
 
#10
Hornymatches.com, an endless stream of filth. Stretched the holes of a suprisingly pretty primary school teacher when her squaddie boyfriend was on Herrick, I felt bad until I spied a picture of the fat cunt clinging to some hesco with a sapper TRF on. She also wanked me off with marigolds on, a strange sensation but worth the half hour it takes to shoot.
 
#20
Hornymatches.com, an endless stream of filth. Stretched the holes of a suprisingly pretty primary school teacher when her squaddie boyfriend was on Herrick, I felt bad until I spied a picture of the fat cunt clinging to some hesco with a sapper TRF on. She also wanked me off with marigolds on, a strange sensation but worth the half hour it takes to shoot.
You have to pay to message gold members and every girl is a gold member! Poor show.

DC
 

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