Discussion in 'Lonely Hearts' started by Praetorian, Jul 2, 2012.

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  1. Any about? PM me.
  2. HHH

    HHH LE

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  3. Apparently i am a whore, or so i have helpfully been informed of- so i guess part of the role bestowed on me by this sites finest will be to pm you
  4. Or you could throw yourself head first into a wood chipper.
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  5. Will you rub lotion into my prolapsed mangina?
  6. I put out.
  7. .....the cat when it's done a whopsie on the shag-pile. Bad kitteh!
  8. You can put back in then!
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  9. Arrse don't count ;-)
  10. Who said that then?

    It's not that I care, I just want to know who's been nicking my job of insulting sloshpots while I've been away.
  11. Sorry for tredding on your toes mukker!
    I thought you'd left :)
  12. Nah, we just hoped he had.
  13. I'm a bigger whore than you.

    Bring it.

    Let's go.
  14. I could do but that doesnt seem that fun really?
  15. Yeah probably, lets go to the gum clinic, get checked out, and whilst we wait for the results talk about the men who have made us turn to putting out just to feel wanted and raise our esteem
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