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Slag or Sex Addict

CplFoodspoiler

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#12
What I would like to know is; how could such a self confessed shagaholic keep an accurate tally? As for practising safe sex FFS, yeah, right love.
Mind you, 1000 hapless victims over a 25 year career (if her age is spot on) is only 40 a year . Any way I'm too old and fucking ugly and she is too skinny.
 
#18
Her clack must be like the top of a welly boot! Wonder if there's an echo when she fanny farts.

Still would though, mind you in present circumstances I would do a barbers shop floor if it were damp.


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#19
Given her qualifying criteria, I have got no chance, so I will adopt my high horse position. Since when as this sort of shit been newsworthy? Has she no shame, going public, the minger?
 

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