Slag or Sex Addict

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by CigarIsland, Jan 27, 2012.

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  1. Sounds like a good spot of excercise
  2. Good girl I say.

    I would, but I'd defo use condoms.
  3. H3

    H3 LE

    I was 364 she told me !!!
  4. Well as it seems she only goes for good looking, younger men. That is 99.9% of Arrsers out of the equation.
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  5. "It was difficult to fit it all in"

    snigger snigger
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  6. Where does one sign up?
  7. 1001 I'd suggest.
  8. .
    Sloppy Thousenths anyone?
  9. She picks some strange looking men.

  10. CplFoodspoiler

    CplFoodspoiler War Hero Book Reviewer

    What I would like to know is; how could such a self confessed shagaholic keep an accurate tally? As for practising safe sex FFS, yeah, right love.
    Mind you, 1000 hapless victims over a 25 year career (if her age is spot on) is only 40 a year . Any way I'm too old and fucking ugly and she is too skinny.
  11. and nobody has suggested which arrser she may be.
    Frankly, I'm surprised.
  12. 2 or 3 and some tie wraps,or prehaps one of those fire service gas/hazchem suits to be on the safe side.
  13. She looks like a slim Tony Hadley, and NO i wouldn't!