SKY NEWS-Cyclops To Face Claims Of MoD Cuts At Iraq Inquiry

Discussion in 'Current Affairs, News and Analysis' started by spike7451, Mar 5, 2010.

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  1. spike7451

    spike7451 RIP

    So,will he dodge the bullet or squirm like a Indiana Jones in a viper pit?Whichever,it'll be interesting to hear what lies & spin he lays down.

    Step father of a fallen squaddie currently laying into Labour,Brown & Blair on Sky News.

    PM starts squirming at 1000hrs,live on Sky apparently.
  2. Biped

    Biped LE Book Reviewer

    I heard from a certain ex-hack that was the darling of Blair (and may have his own Tw@tter account) that Broon has been coached in a number of skills prior to his attendance. These being:

    Smile you cnut, don't grimace!
    Don't repeat this idea you've got that you saved the world.
    Don't talk about your kids.
    We know your wife loves you, but she's the only one, and that makes her not very bright, so keep it out of the answers.
    Don't give them that religion bollarks - you're a politician, so it's obviously lie. Your predecessor tried it and everyone hates him even more for it.
    OK, OK, don't even try to smile, it just won't work.
    Yep, keep repeating the lie that the commanders got everything they requested, but FFS, don't grimace while you're saying it - you are liable to die in the chair, literally and messily, in the manner of blood bursting from a number of freshly and violently dug holes in your bloated body.

    Well, that's what I heard!
  3. Broon will easily cope with 4 hours of grilling from these dead sheep.

    He will waffle on endlessly with prepared answers (not to questions posed). His jaw will wobble hypnotically as he churns through meaningless figures whilst avoiding the questions. He will smear previous witnesses who may have blamed him. He will clunk his fist on the table to drown out any contentious issues and eventually most of the panel will fall into a semi-comatose state at the sheer tedium of his answers.