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Skool dayz!!

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LE
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I've just had a horrible flashback to Adidas popper tracksuit bottoms and fluorescent orange or green Adidas trainers.

Fuck I was cool.
 

Miner

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Wearing LA Gear round my way was a sure fire way to having your BMX tyres let down and your pencil case filled with frog spawn. Nike Air Max were the kings of the playground until Ellesse came on the scene, then people got into massive skate shoes and you were no one unless you had Vans, DCs or Globes.

I still wear them now. In fact I've actually got them on now. Very comfy.
 
Brands that definitely marked you out as council scum and commanded heavy penalties to those foolish enough to wear them:

Hi tec
Gola
LA Gear
Georgio
Asics
Dunlop

Any more?

Travel Fox were the bollocks for a while and I've still got a pristine pair in my collection along with the original Air Max and the limited edition Nike's with the watches in the tongue.

L.A. Gear? Apart from the utterly vile Michael Jackson endorsed ones there are none that any serious sneaker collector wants.

Utter pump.
 
I remember one African chap joining our year just as we started GCSE's he was tall and overly muscular for a 15 year old and sporting a rather good tache. After we got our results he turned up at the school asking for his "correct" year of birth to be put on the certificates. Turned out he was 18.

I wonder if he would have got away with that now.
 
Our token coon was a Brummie who was immediately nicknamed 'Afro'. As in Afro-Caribbean. He didn't like that one much for some reason.
 
Our token coon was a Brummie who was immediately nicknamed 'Afro'. As in Afro-Caribbean. He didn't like that one much for some reason.

Not a lot of that in my old school but the Sikh kids used to fight the Muslim immigrants way before it became trendy in the West.
 
We didn't have any Sikhs, we had to bully our own Muslims. Not that we didn't enjoy it. The vicious rumour about one of the more fundamental of them being a fan of Pokemon porn went down like the proverbial pork-pie in a synagogue with his mates, the poor bastard was a fucking outcast after that. :)
 

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We had two, a fat but likeable Jamaican kid called Jeremy and an Indian or Pakistani girl with a difficult to pronounce name. I pulled her at my mate's 14th birthday party and i recall she had hairy legs. She mysteriously disappeared in year 10, rumour has it she was whisked back to wherever she was from and had an arranged marriage.

She was actually quite fit, I had a few cheeky tugs over the memory of groping her undeveloped boobs through her bra.
 
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allgone2ratsh1t

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We had two, a fat but likeable Jamaican kid called Jeremy and an Indian or Pakistani girl with a difficult to pronounce name. I pulled her at my mate's 14th birthday party and i recall she had hairy legs. She mysteriously disappeared in year 10, rumour has it she was whisked back to whetever she was from and had an arranged marriage.

She was actually quite fit, I had a few cheeky tugs over the memory of groping her undeveloped boobs through her bra.


Me too.
 

royspeed

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Amongst the many schools I went to was the delightful Holyhead County Secondary! Our headmistress got done for shop-lifting! Nuff said??

We too played the switch the gas taps on in the science labs game, but other than that I was a complete geek and good girl at school.

Did anyone else on here go to Kent School in BFG?
Small world! My girlfriend's stepfather was in the RAF and was stationed at Wildenrath, so she went to Kent, from 73 to 75, she was in Maidstone house, her name is Dawn, but apprently her nickname amongst the locals was 'rat'.
Anyone on here know her?
 

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Anyone else have a pair of the reebok basketball boots with the air pump on the tongue?

Just me?

Oh.
 
Any 1 remember the Torsion trainers ???Adidas I think ;torsion artillery hi they were the bollox

Back to school dits

My Secondary school days were fairly mundane . We had 2 stabbings ; neither fatal , 2 teenage moms (13 & 14 ).

Oh and a French teacher with a pathalogical hatred of the male pupil contingent.
According to school legend she appeared in a 70's grumble mag c/w with flange out shots the works .
This was discovered and a copy plastered onto a classroom blackboard :thumleft:
So she was either a total lezzin mental case or the story was completely gen.
 
I didn't get a decent pair of trainers until I was Fifteen and they were the cream reebok classics with the white and blue squares round the sole. Fanny magnets!
 
Oh yes when 1 of the school hotties takes a sudden interest in your weird musical tastes

FOR FUCKS SAKE ITS A HINT SHE MAY AT LEAST WANT SOME ATTENTION OF THE TONSIL HOCKEY KIND :-x
 
Anyone else have a pair of the reebok basketball boots with the air pump on the tongue?

Just me?

Oh.

Actually in great demand now as collectables. The yellow ones fetch £200 - £500 now and a pristine pair will get you a grand.

You can't give Puma Twist's away.
 

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LE
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Actually in great demand now as collectables. The yellow ones fetch £200 - £500 now and a pristine pair will get you a grand.

You can't give Puma Twist's away.

Gutted, I over inflated mine and they exploded. I believe they were white and purple.
 

llech

LE
There was a kid at our school who wasn't so discrete. He'd openly knock one out whenever and wherever the fancy took him. And he never appeared to focus his attention on any subject matter either. Just stood there wanking in the playground or the classroom. Apparently belted one out in the dining room as well. Kids used to clammer into the playground to see embarrassed female teachers try to convince him to put his tackle away. He was never right in the head and he was eventually fucked off to a 'special' school. Break time sort of became quite dull after that.

None of the lads seemed to mind when "Vicky Stink" was idly rubbing one out, or when "Dylan Ty Bach" wanked one of his harem under the desk!
 

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