Skippy at Brighton

#1
When my (joint custody) dog gets all excited, he sounds like:

Animal: "Whhaaooooo"

Person (not necessarily in bush hat): Whats that, fella?

Animal: "Whhaaooooo"

Person: Little Jonny has fallen off a pier?

Animal: "Whhaaooooo"

Person; And you need a Sea King to rescue him?

Animal: "Whhaaooooo"

Person; And a man to winch him up who is very attractive and would love to bang your mam (pretend its my dog)

Animal: "Whhaaooooo"

Person: "Ok - lets go"

Animal: "Whhaaooooo"

Person: "And 2 pints of O Neg, just in case"

Animal: "Whhaaooooo

Person: And 4 cans of Wifebeater in the fridge and a kebab on the radiator, just in case he survives.

Gosh, what a good job Little Jonny is not stuck down a mine shaft.
 
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Biscuits_AB

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#2
Your dog is calling 'Whhaaooooo' as he is enjoying the blowjob that you are giving him.
 
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Biscuits_AB

Guest
#4
Pssssst.........it's the reason why her husband left her. He refused to have competition in the bedroom. :wink:
 
#5
Biscuits_AB said:
Pssssst.........it's the reason why her husband left her. He refused to have competition in the bedroom. :wink:
Only because the dog was better looking and had more hair.

Any more?

Always waiting for abuse from you, my angel. Mwah.

Bring it on big guy.
 

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