skinny water

#2
Skinny Water® Pomegranate

Features and Benefits

* Scientifically proven - Bollox (probably)
* Helps burn fat naturally - So does a George Foreman grill
* Reduces sugar cravings - Splitarse weakness, don't care
* Boosts immunity -Though probably not Diplomatic
* Ideal as part of a healthy lifestyle - Whats that?
* Refreshing drink with a hint of pomegranate - Is it a drink or a fcuking crossword?
* No added sugar - There's enough in there already
* Less than 10k/cal per bottle - Who fcuking cares
 
#3
yeah
enhanced with entamoeba histolica. (amoebic dysentery) For the authentic skinny look.

edited to say I wish I'd thought of it, they will make a bloody fortune.
 

TheIronDuke

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#12
Cynics. Poltroons. Kumquats. Nits, Gnats nuts.

Some git in truly horrible shoes is making money out of flogging water with a bit of juice in it.

Leave him alone.
 
#14
TheIronDuke said:
Cynics. Poltroons. Kumquats. Nits, Gnats nuts.

Some git in truly horrible shoes is making money out of flogging water with a bit of juice in it.

Leave him alone.
No! Infect him with typhoid. Fucking pomegranate piss my arse.
 
#16
Oh so sad that there are people out there with too much money in their wads and not enough brain cells to see that this is yet another rip-off, designed to make money for the very enterprising "inventor" of - - - WATER!!!!

FFS folks. If you want to waste your gelt, either send it to me or donate it to a worthwhile charity, don't go buying this stuff and making someone who probably doesn't need the money even richer.

Rant over (for now!)
 
#17
I have an idea, buy a carton of pomegranate juice (£1.33 per litre) get a glass of tap water (0.108p per litre)
add 0.95 of a litre of water to a bottle cost 0.1026ppl add 0.05 of pomegrate juice cost 6.65ppl so total cost of drink is 6.75p per litre. Damn site cheaper than the shit advertised.
 

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