skinny water

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  1. Skinny Water® Pomegranate

    Features and Benefits

    * Scientifically proven - Bollox (probably)
    * Helps burn fat naturally - So does a George Foreman grill
    * Reduces sugar cravings - Splitarse weakness, don't care
    * Boosts immunity -Though probably not Diplomatic
    * Ideal as part of a healthy lifestyle - Whats that?
    * Refreshing drink with a hint of pomegranate - Is it a drink or a fcuking crossword?
    * No added sugar - There's enough in there already
    * Less than 10k/cal per bottle - Who fcuking cares
     
  2. yeah
    enhanced with entamoeba histolica. (amoebic dysentery) For the authentic skinny look.

    edited to say I wish I'd thought of it, they will make a bloody fortune.
     
  3. And much more expensive than that stuff in the tap for no real benefit.
     
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  5. Peckham Spring anyone? :)
     
  6. :lol: :lol:
     
  7. just the thing to wash down your Alli pills and 'negative energy' celery and grapefruit!!!
     
  8. will turn out to be water straight of the beacons...cant beat it.
     
  9. Belisha?
     
  10. TheIronDuke

    TheIronDuke LE Book Reviewer

    Cynics. Poltroons. Kumquats. Nits, Gnats nuts.

    Some git in truly horrible shoes is making money out of flogging water with a bit of juice in it.

    Leave him alone.
     
  11. The water may be skinny but the people who buy it are thick.
     
  12. No! Infect him with typhoid. Fucking pomegranate piss my arse.
     
  13. ... I saw what you did there.... :wink: