Skinny Chicks

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by Mr_Snakey, Oct 22, 2011.

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  1. I once had a skinny girl.

    Now, I like my girls with a little meat and plump breast but this forlorn creature was attractive in that she was both pretty and frightfully nice in a genuine way.

    I soon discovered that if I deployed my fingers in her shit locker during sex I could feel my cock going in and out and I really liked that.

    I have never experienced it since but I've often wondered, is this option available just with skinny chicks?
     
  2. Married one. She was a gymnast so small tit's but VERY FLEXIBLE :thumright:
     
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  3. Mine had implants generously supplied by her ex husband.
     
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  4. What a bloody decent chap.
     
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  5. And you did you bit by give her further implants, as often as you could?
     
  6. This thread has no piccies because ?.......
     
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  7. digital sex, awesome, though I out you as Michael Burke, no wonder that ethiopean girl was crying, thanks for live aid :thumright: I claim my ten pounds.
     
  8. Whilst I've yet to try this particular manouevre (clearly I need to find a more accomodating breed of tart!) I can't imagine that there's a layer of fat in the wall between tradesmans and the main entrance, so fatness shouldn't make much of a difference.
     
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  9. Wifes legs now. legs&boots.jpg
     
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  10. Exercise unfortunately but what pelvic muscles :nod:. But your boyfriend doesn't have that type of muscle control does he ;)
     
  11. i count three dildos on the table and the supersize white one propped up at the end of the bed, not feeling somewhat inferior?
     
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  12. Wait till she what she's getting for christmas
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  13. Anorexia walt. Nice pins, but what's the deal with the enormous pants? :?
     
  14. Nope, not just skinny chicks, works for fat munters too I can sadly confirm.
     
  15. PTI pants; must be a part-time lezzer.