Skinny Blokes...

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  1. Here's a random one for ya...

    A guy I know wants to get a tattoo, but he's quite skinny, so is unsure what would suit him. Has anyone got any ideas about where would be a good part of the body to get tattooed and I know a design is something that's personal to you, but has anyone got any ideas for designs that would suit someone with a slim build?

    Also, for my own information, I've heard that the army will pay to have tattoos removed. Has anyone had this done and does it leave a scar or skin discolouring?

    Cheers all! :)
  2. Middle of forehead

    'Belsen & Dachau escape comitee'
  3. Left testicle

    "you ain't seen me, right"
  4. Interesting... I'll pass that one on to him! :wink:
  5. Following on from mdns theme, a collection of numbers running up his right forearm.
  6. Not a problem that would affect MDN.

    He has a life size tatoo of the entire cast of Elderado, including the extras, villas and beach accross his gut. It's next to the 1:1 scale map of Yorkshire.
  7. "F*ck off" on the outside edge of the hand always goes down well, especially for salutes... :D

    I do know someone who had "RN" done on the tip of his kn*b 8O
    I don't know what is more shocking, that he allowed a big hairy bloke to jab needles in the tip for twenty minutes, or that he found a big hairy bloke willing to do it... :?
  8. Not sure if he'd fancy that second one somehow... But I'll pass on the first idea - think that might make him look HARD! :wink: At least that's what I'll tell him...
  9. I know of one "hairy mary" with tartan jacobs! 8O God they must be feckin huge!
  10. Dachau United for the cup?
  11. Just get him a pizza and a Ginsters.

    Skinny blokes smell of cat litter and twiglets as well.

  12. How about...................

    I beat anorexia

    8O :lol:
  13. Fatty Arbuckle?