"Skiff Tony" Award

I've been thinking about this for a while now, but wouldn't it be aces if we could have a whip-round and sponsor such a prize?
The Dear Leader is so far up his own arrse, it would behove him to get a whiff of somebody else's.
So what I propose is that whoever succeeds in planting a Marmite moustache on him is eligible for the prize.
It's open to all ages, and just the thought of some sly six-year-old surreptitiously sliding his digit into his kecks while Phoney Tony is holding forth on the ostensible value of education is worth its weight in gold.
Thoughts perleeze!

brockle said:
Whats' the difference between a skiff and a mexican bum wnak?
Being "skiffed", merely makes me stiff, whereas being "Mexican bum wanked" gets me from limp to stiff then ejaculation very rapidly.
Nice one Scaley! Love it!

Is that a kernel of sweetcorn towards the left-hand wing-tip?

Our beloved leader sporting the fashionable "Adolf skiff with sweetcorn motif "...

Regarding having Bliar skiffed, I think we should all write to our MP's. They are there to serve us after all, non?
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