"Skiff Tony" Award

#1
I've been thinking about this for a while now, but wouldn't it be aces if we could have a whip-round and sponsor such a prize?
The Dear Leader is so far up his own arrse, it would behove him to get a whiff of somebody else's.
So what I propose is that whoever succeeds in planting a Marmite moustache on him is eligible for the prize.
It's open to all ages, and just the thought of some sly six-year-old surreptitiously sliding his digit into his kecks while Phoney Tony is holding forth on the ostensible value of education is worth its weight in gold.
Thoughts perleeze!

MsG
 
#4
brockle said:
Whats' the difference between a skiff and a mexican bum wnak?
Being "skiffed", merely makes me stiff, whereas being "Mexican bum wanked" gets me from limp to stiff then ejaculation very rapidly.
 
#5
Nice one Scaley! Love it!

MsG
 
#6
Is that a kernel of sweetcorn towards the left-hand wing-tip?
 
#7


Our beloved leader sporting the fashionable "Adolf skiff with sweetcorn motif "...

Regarding having Bliar skiffed, I think we should all write to our MP's. They are there to serve us after all, non?
 
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