skiff a mobile phone

#1
I am getting fed up with a cocky tw*t at work who is gobbing off far more than is good for him. He's about 25 and is well full of himself. He leaves his mobile sitting around quite often. Do you think skiffing it would do him some good?
 
#2
codbutt said:
I am getting fed up with a cocky tw*t at work who is gobbing off far more than is good for him. He's about 25 and is well full of himself. He leaves his mobile sitting around quite often. Do you think skiffing it would do him some good?
Yes. A lot of good, especially if you get the skiffage in all the little holes, and of course, inside all the workings that he unable to stick under a tap.
 
#3
codbutt said:
I am getting fed up with a cocky tw*t at work who is gobbing off far more than is good for him. He's about 25 and is well full of himself. He leaves his mobile sitting around quite often. Do you think skiffing it would do him some good?
Amateur!

Hire a tramp to stick it up his arrse film it on your phone and then send the cunt the clip via a multi media message.
 

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#8
Extremist said:
For 'Extreme' Skiffing, see here

:D
Can I take it from the name (backdoor-scat.com/shitcovered) that this vid is not for family viewing?
 
#11
Skiffing? A new one on me I thought that act was simply known as giving a poo tache!
 
#13
vvaannmmaann said:
Oh that's nasty.Really nasty.And quite unhygienic.
Don't tell me you haven't ever thought about skiffing someone. Even if you didn't use the said word... :twisted:
 

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#14
Transformer said:
codbutt said:
I am getting fed up with a cocky tw*t at work who is gobbing off far more than is good for him. He's about 25 and is well full of himself. He leaves his mobile sitting around quite often. Do you think skiffing it would do him some good?
Amateur!

Hire a tramp to stick it up his arrse film it on your phone and then send the cunt the clip via a multi media message.
Surely more interesting to have the offending phone filming as it goes up the tramp?

To give an inside view of the event.
 
#15
Before you skiff it, change the display language to something other than English, Japanese is always good for a laugh. Of course unless he is Japanese...
 
#16
Skiff the phone - or Brown Mootah it.....

Go to the bog, jack one out into your hand... then go to your desk and call his Mobile. When he picks it up go over and shake his hand and watch in full delight as he realises that he can smell turd and has some oil of Ulay in his hand.

Bodily fluids, they really are great!
 
#17
GT2001 said:
Skiff the phone - or Brown Mootah it.....

Go to the bog, jack one out into your hand... then go to your desk and call his Mobile. When he picks it up go over and shake his hand and watch in full delight as he realises that he can smell turd and has some oil of Ulay in his hand.

Bodily fluids, they really are great!
'Precious bodily fluids, Mandrake'

To the OP, shame you can't take the Mossad approach- acquire identical second phone and booby-trap with shaped charge in earpiece. Exchange phones and maintain listening watch. When victim answers phone, detonate charge. Works a treat with troublesome Palestinians.
 
#19
TaffJ said:
Before you skiff it, change the display language to something other than English, Japanese is always good for a laugh. Of course unless he is Japanese...
greek is better, you can then helpfully point out that the guy in the local kebab shop is able to switch it back for him.
always introduce as many random variables as possible into these things. always
 

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