Ski lodge

Discussion in 'Blue Jokes' started by OKCHU, Sep 13, 2010.

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  1. Three guys go to a ski lodge and there aren't enough rooms, so they have to share a bed. In the middle of the night, the guy on the right wakes up and says, "I had this wild, vivid dream of getting a wank!"

    The guy on the left wakes up, and unbelievably, he's had the same dream too.

    Then the guy in the middle wakes up and says, "That's funny, I dreamed I was skiing!"