Sits. Vac.

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by Tool, Jul 28, 2011.

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  1. Tool

    Tool LE

    Anyone looking for a job?

    "He said he is being hanged daily because of that thought of knowing he is going to be executed." -- Zimbabwean senator Enna Chitsa on a prisoner whose death sentence, handed down 13 years ago, has still not been carried out because the government has failed to find a new hangman.
     
  2. What's the pay like
     
  3. Tool

    Tool LE

    Who cares?
     
  4. Well I need to know if I get to keep the footwear as is customary and fringe benefits like organs for donation etc.
     
  5. Zero_Over

    Zero_Over Crow

    Hanging's so barbaric. How about using them for pre-deployment bayonet practice instead?
     
  6. JoeyDeacon

    JoeyDeacon Crow

    Does it come with any benefits - Bupa, Dental - Or will my teeth be ripped out by pliers in the usual manner ?
     
  7. Tool

    Tool LE

    Sorry, gents (and others) - quick update:

    "In our country, there are so many hangmen. Maybe we are not advertising enough." -- Senator Morgan Femai.

    So you better get in quick...
     
  8. goatrutar

    goatrutar Guest

    it pays about 20 million zimbabwean dollars per hour or about 5p
     
  9. Gremlin

    Gremlin LE Good Egg (charities)

    That's fine - just drag the affair out a bit!