Sits. Vac.

Anyone looking for a job?

"He said he is being hanged daily because of that thought of knowing he is going to be executed." -- Zimbabwean senator Enna Chitsa on a prisoner whose death sentence, handed down 13 years ago, has still not been carried out because the government has failed to find a new hangman.
What's the pay like
Well I need to know if I get to keep the footwear as is customary and fringe benefits like organs for donation etc.
Hanging's so barbaric. How about using them for pre-deployment bayonet practice instead?
Sorry, gents (and others) - quick update:

"In our country, there are so many hangmen. Maybe we are not advertising enough." -- Senator Morgan Femai.

So you better get in quick...

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