Site Visitor Counter has gone a bit Government

Discussion in 'ARRSE: Site Issues' started by Ethel_the_Aardvark, Jul 24, 2009.

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  1. Without wishing to appear to be a train spotter (not that there's anything at all wrong with that noble hobby of course; particularly amongst the ethnic, disabled and sexuallly confused wearers of knitted yoghurt sandles who save dolphins) but I have noticed that the Site Visitor Counter seems to have been stuck for ever (or at least a few days) on the princely figure of 714.

    It may be a coincidence and that exactly that many have actually visited the site every day for the past month, however, more likely it has gone a bit 'government' (ie totally unfit for purpose) in which case perhaps the CO's should ask for their money back from the site creators / maintainers?
     
  2. I've also still got 65532 new PMs waiting to be opened in my inbox apparently.
    Now unless they're really, really small, I don't think they're actually there.
     
  3. Ravers

    Ravers LE Reviewer Book Reviewer

    And you still haven't replied to me you bastard!
     
  4. Where is the Site Visitor Counter :?
     
  5. Ravers

    Ravers LE Reviewer Book Reviewer

    Oops just realised I said a naughty word, is the B word still allowed?
     
  6. B_AND_T

    B_AND_T LE Book Reviewer

    I've got 65533, so that makes me more popular than you.

    NaNaNeeNaNa
     
  7. mysteron

    mysteron LE Book Reviewer

  8. mysteron

    mysteron LE Book Reviewer

    That is twice I have bailed you in the last few days!!! - anyway site rules says you have to remove your winky from your post - yeah....
     
  9. The site has rules ?????? Oh my.
     
  10. mysteron

    mysteron LE Book Reviewer

    WAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!
     
  11. Thats only because you wear arseless leather chaps & frequent pubs, clubs, & bars of a "diversified nature". :wink:


    By "diversified", I mean English.
     
  12. Good CO

    Good CO LE Admin

    Finally sorted. Thanks for pointing it out.
     
  13. It was a pleasure to be of some small and humble service your eminent magnificence. :salut:

    Although I'm not sure whether a permenant hit rate of 714 would be a good or bad thing? Maybe if you get it 'stuck' on "2,345,985 visitors per day that would help with advertising revenues?
     
  14. Crawler :p