Site penis of the year.

[Murphy_Slaw]

Come on, it’s just a bit of fun

We are having fun. It's Friday night and Bugsy is heading for another meltdown.
A few more posts for Bugsy bingo, then it's off to the naughty step for a week or two.

 

[Dafty duck]

Best Friday night thread in months; crack on.

Some people evidently are indeed cracking on in between incoherent posts.

 

[Murphy_Slaw]

Some people evidently are indeed cracking on in between incoherent posts.

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Point of order. That's not Bugsy......the tatts are too good.

 

[Moderator]

Best Friday night thread in months; crack on.

Let’s hope the old pigeon shouter doesn't peak too soon. Always a danger when he gets into torrential full flow this early.

Larry O'Liar , Slow down a bit... you’ll explode with impotent rage induced apoplexy and start smashing your pallet furniture before 22:00 at this rate.

 

[SkippedOnce]

Point of order. That's not Bugsy......the tatts are too good.

And the arms too muscular.

 

[goodoldboy]

@stacker1 @jarrod248

I will nominate @Jonnynoname for:

a. Showing up today and posting complete and utter bollocks in the Covid Vaccine Guinea Pigs thread as typified here:

https://www.arrse.co.uk/community/threads/covid-vaccine-guinea-pigs.302638/post-10422687

b. For giving out 'Dumb' ratings on the same thread with the same intensity as a peado dishing out Smarties at a children's home.

c. For being a totally pointless waste of skin.

Thank you...

 

[jarrod248]

@stacker1 @jarrod248

I will nominate @Jonnynoname for:

a. Showing up today and posting complete and utter bollocks in the Covid Vaccine Guinea Pigs thread as typified here:

https://www.arrse.co.uk/community/threads/covid-vaccine-guinea-pigs.302638/post-10422687

b. For giving out 'Dumb' ratings on the same thread with the same intensity as a peado dishing out Smarties at a children's home.

c. For being a totally pointless waste of skin.

Thank you...

A proper nomination, thanks.

 

[HCL]

Are you trying to make people hate you?

And you never said this to every squaddy with a chitty, ever:
"Feck off, stores is for storing not issuing else this would be an issue and nor a store."
and you was perpetually loved and worshipped at every depot you were posted to?

 

[stacker1]

A proper nomination, thanks.

Indeed, people would do well to take note of Goodoldboys effort.

 

[stacker1]

And you never said this to every squaddy with a chitty, ever:
"Feck off, stores is for storing not issuing else this would be an issue and nor a store."
and you was perpetually loved and worshipped at every depot you were posted to?

Yes that's about the gist of it.

Although Im generally loved and worshipped wherever I go.

 

[Badger_Heed]

Splendid.
I think we can all agree that you have just shot to the top of the SPOTY list, well done.
Does it not strike you as being slightly hypocritical in calling modellers fantasists when you lied about you having cancer?
"No mark" doesnt do you justice.

Modellers are definitely not fantasists.

Virgins, reactolite wearers and fat cunts maybe but not fantasists.

 

[Himmler74]

Are you TRYING to get nominated?

ETA beaten to it by @stacker1

Clearly, considering I’ve more military experience than @stacker1 better looking and a lot younger.

 

[Himmler74]

Yet you think it's fine to threaten to publish photos and other information from years ago about another site member. You have amazing double standards.

And this arse-sucking post of yours is cringeworthy.

Which pictures? Please tell?

 

[stacker1]

Clearly, considering I’ve more military experience than @stacker1 better looking and a lot younger.

Being bummed in the regt bar is not military experience.

 

[Himmler74]

Being bummed in the regt bar is not military experience.

It’s not like you’ve tried it, I mean there’s a reason all those vehicles don’t have enough lubricant

We all know stackers are tightening at the thought.

 

[stacker1]

It’s not like you’ve tried it, I mean there’s a reason all those vehicles don’t have enough lubricant

We all know stackers are tightening at the thought.

RAF stackers perhaps, normal decent Stackers, not so much.

 

[Graculus]

Come on, it’s just a bit of fun

It's Lord of the feckin' Flies

 

[OneTenner]

Being bummed in the RAF regt bar is not military experience.

Slight correction....

 

[Murphy_Slaw]

Sadly it would appear that Bugsy is now lying face down on a smashed pallet coffee table in a pool of his own making. Shame, I was looking forward to an epic melt down tonight.

 

[stacker1]

It's Lord of the feckin' Flies

Whatever do you mean?