Site penis of the year.

[DaManBugs]

It was vote No.2 in the last SWP committee meeting - Vote No.1 was to decide whether to reprimand or censure the female members who claim they were raped.
You might not remember it as you were whacked out of your head again.

Wow! You're really on a roll, aren't you, little fat man?

MsG

 

[Goldbricker]

Wow! You're really on a roll, aren't you, little fat man?

MsG

 

[Endoscope]

WOW!!!! Jarrod and I. Hoo! What the spackerman means is: just how important am I!!!.
"Jarrod and I have decided". Who the fück are Jarrod and the spackerman to decide anything at all? Who elected them to decide what?

MsG

We did, now fuck off...

 

[supermatelot]

Perhaps now is a good point for a timeley remider that, this is, sadly, probably the last year @jarrod248 will be able to adjudicate on this traditional thread. If you could all just pause for 1.3 seconds and let that sink in for a moment.

Right...carry on...

 

[jarrod248]

Perhaps now is a good point for a timeley remider that, this is, sadly, probably the last year @jarrod248 will be able to adjudicate on this traditional thread. If you could all just pause for 1.3 seconds and let that sink in for a moment.

Right...carry on...

Get fucked

 

[Lardbeast]

I seem to recall that there is a version that is dried in the cold sea air and acquires a similar taste? Maybe shark as well.

Hakarl.

Pipped by NSP.

 

[lokiuk]

Twice, to be sure to be sure

 

[pc supa]

Perhaps now is a good point for a timeley remider that, this is, sadly, probably the last year @jarrod248 will be able to adjudicate on this traditional thread. If you could all just pause for 1.3 seconds and let that sink in for a moment.

Right...carry on...

Why ? He's only a spritely 35 years old.

 

[Murphy_Slaw]

WOW!!!! Jarrod and I. Hoo! What the spackerman means is: just how important am I!!!.
"Jarrod and I have decided". Who the fück are Jarrod and the spackerman to decide anything at all? Who elected them to decide what?

MsG

ARRSE members did. Did you not get the memo?. I suspect you were on ROP's again for being a penis.
How much of a penis do you have to be to not be allowed to get a nomination?

 

[TamtamPWRR]

Wow! You're really on a roll, aren't you, little fat man?

MsG

I'm looking forwards to when I'm next in Nottingham and see you selling your Socialist Worker, and you used to be a big time heroin dealer according to your own good self. I used to have to try and resuscitate and keep alive people who'd overdosed on the shit you sold, you fucking cunt. Not all of them made it, and a cunt like you is still alive, you want a proper stabbing you fucking cunt.

 

[exbleep]

I'm looking forwards to when I'm next in Nottingham and see you selling your Socialist Worker, and you used to be a big time heroin dealer according to your own good self. I used to have to try and resuscitate and keep alive people who'd overdosed on the shit you sold, you ******* ****. Not all of them made it, and a **** like you is still alive, you want a proper stabbing you ******* ****.

But, but, but.
He says he didn't sell it direct to the junkies, he sold it to the dealers who then sold it to the junkies so he wasn't responsible at all, at all.
So that's alright, then, he maintains the moral ground in his own little mind.
The rest of us think he was a dangerous idiot but he can use the "t'weren't me, guv" defence.

 

[Murphy_Slaw]

I'm looking forwards to when I'm next in Nottingham and see you selling your Socialist Worker, and you used to be a big time heroin dealer according to your own good self. I used to have to try and resuscitate and keep alive people who'd overdosed on the shit you sold, you ******* ****. Not all of them made it, and a **** like you is still alive, you want a proper stabbing you ******* ****.

Whilst I fully endorse your sentiments, it's sadly directed at the wrong ARRSE.
The only drug dealing Bugsy has done is selling Lemsip from a stall at the Goose Fair.

 

[theoriginalphantom]

Perhaps now is a good point for a timeley remider that, this is, sadly, probably the last year @jarrod248 will be able to adjudicate on this traditional thread. If you could all just pause for 1.3 seconds and let that sink in for a moment.

Right...carry on...

he was looking a bit shaky at the 'Garden of Eden Penis of the year' judging ffs






Apparently the snake won it

 

[Moderator]

I used to have to try and resuscitate and keep alive people who'd overdosed on the shit you sold, you ******* ****.

Calm down, calm down. Bugsy’s drug dealing reaches into the dangerously exciting world of...

...popping down to Boots to collect his prescriptions.

Did he ever tell you about the time he went into Superdrug‘s patch? That was a drugs deal to remember. He took a packet of (own label) paracetamol but the head honcho's minder (bird on the till) demanded 20p before he could make his escape. A hairy tale of Larry O'Liar's life in the murky world of drugs indeed.

 

[stacker1]

I'm looking forwards to when I'm next in Nottingham and see you selling your Socialist Worker, and you used to be a big time heroin dealer according to your own good self. I used to have to try and resuscitate and keep alive people who'd overdosed on the shit you sold, you ******* ****. Not all of them made it, and a **** like you is still alive, you want a proper stabbing you ******* ****.

Make sure you live stream it.

 

[NSP]

A bomb for Drugsy's family? Lucky they built two of them, then, really...



Edited to add: you humourless git, GOB!

 

[ScooterDog]

I'm looking forwards to when I'm next in Nottingham and see you selling your Socialist Worker, and you used to be a big time heroin dealer according to your own good self. I used to have to try and resuscitate and keep alive people who'd overdosed on the shit you sold, you ******* ****. Not all of them made it, and a **** like you is still alive, you want a proper stabbing you ******* ****.

He didn't sell drugs the same as he never punched a German copper, or owns a Desert Eagle in a safe in Switzerland, or is a master framer and picture restorer, or find and start using a long forgotton shade of yellow, or held a world record for sprinting, or was an acclaimed gymnast that used his skills to carry large hods of bricks up a scaffold without ladders, or walked freely and frequently between East and West Berlin with just a casual nod to the guards, or has published a book, or had members of his family shot by the Security Forces in NI, not even twice, or had any involvement in OP CORPORATE in any way whatsoever, or was a medic in the army, or was a weapons instructor. Every single one of his stories is just that, a story, full of innacuracies and bullshit.

 

[theoriginalphantom]

He didn't sell drugs the same as he never punched a German copper, or owns a Desert Eagle in a safe in Switzerland, or is a master framer and picture restorer, or find and start using a long forgotton shade of yellow, or held a world record for sprinting, or was an acclaimed gymnast that used his skills to carry large hods of bricks up a scaffold without ladders, or walked freely and frequently between East and West Berlin with just a casual nod to the guards, or has published a book, or had members of his family shot by the Security Forces in NI, not even twice, or had any involvement in OP CORPORATE in any way whatsoever, or was a medic in the army, or was a weapons instructor. Every single one of his stories is just that, a story, full of innacuracies and bullshit.

 

[goodoldboy]

I'm quite looking forward to @jarrod248 and @stacker1 finishing their apprenticeships and becoming Mods in the New Year...

 

[Moderator]

I'm quite looking forward to @jarrod248 and @stacker1 finishing their apprenticeships and becoming Mods in the New Year...

Jarrod has been a ‘Mod Incognito‘ for years. Being very, very old he is now training up his successor.