Site penis of the year.

[Himmler74]

are you implying buttons is


gay
not blind
not @don't tell him pike

one or more of the above?

Doesn’t like the smell of cat shit in the morning, combined with the aroma of abject failure at life.

 

[Brotherton Lad]

Is that the fish that is left to rot before eating it?

Had some in Norway about 40 years ago. Prepared by the town undertaker and you have to trust the bloke making it. It's rotted in lots of iced water. Really pungent taste and it makes you feel full very quickly.

 

[Himmler74]

Had some in Norway about 40 years ago. Prepared by the town undertaker and you have to trust the bloke making it. It's rotted in lots of iced water. Really pungent taste and it makes you feel full very quickly.

And emotional and empty very quickly.

 

[Electromagnetic]

Had some in Norway about 40 years ago. Prepared by the town undertaker and you have to trust the bloke making it. It's rotted in lots of iced water. Really pungent taste and it makes you feel full very quickly.

I seem to recall that there is a version that is dried in the cold sea air and acquires a similar taste? Maybe shark as well.

 

[Himmler74]

I seem to recall that there is a version that is dried in the cold sea air and acquires a similar taste? Maybe shark as well.

That’s what they told you.

 

[StBob072]

Doesn’t like the smell of cat shit in the morning, combined with the aroma of abject failure at life.

Don't you ever tire of posting the same old shit?

You know, like when people cast the same old aspersions on you?

 

[Brotherton Lad]

I seem to recall that there is a version that is dried in the cold sea air and acquires a similar taste? Maybe shark as well.

Torrfisk, I reckon:

SnackFish Dried Fish Snack Jerky Tørrfisk Turrur fiskur Trocken Fisch Hardfiskur | eBay

Healthy, tasty and ready-to-eat snack. dried skinless & boneless. Dried Cod fillets. 80% of the water disappears during the drying process, but all nutrients are retained from the fresh fish, leaving light fillets full of goodness!

www.ebay.co.uk

Not cheap.

 

[NSP]

Maybe shark as well.

That's the Icelandic acquired taste. The shark is fermented by burial in sand for months to detoxify it as when fresh the meat is full of urea and trimethylamine oxide, both of which are rather poisonous.

Hákarl - Wikipedia

en.wikipedia.org

 

[ThelmatheBelmer]

That's two reasons to not buy it then.

 

[Electromagnetic]

That's the Icelandic acquired taste. The shark is fermented by burial in sand for months to detoxify it as when fresh the meat is full of urea and trimethylamine oxide, both of which are rather poisonous.

Hákarl - Wikipedia

en.wikipedia.org

Thanks. I had a vague memory of something about Icelandic rotten shark delicacy on telly.

 

[Brotherton Lad]

And emotional and empty very quickly.

That may have been his wife. He went for the litre of duty free whisky big style.

 

[OneTenner]

Torrfisk, I reckon:

SnackFish Dried Fish Snack Jerky Tørrfisk Turrur fiskur Trocken Fisch Hardfiskur | eBay

Healthy, tasty and ready-to-eat snack. dried skinless & boneless. Dried Cod fillets. 80% of the water disappears during the drying process, but all nutrients are retained from the fresh fish, leaving light fillets full of goodness!

www.ebay.co.uk

Not cheap.

I quite enjoy it - not had any for about ten years or so, a bit like anchovies but without the oil.
My hosts on a visit to Iceland tried to feed me with some 'traditional fish/shark delicacy' called Hakarl- as drunk as I was, I wasn't daft enough to go first and managed to swerve it completely - or so I thought until I found some mixed in the breakfast Hafragrautur - yuk!.
As far as I could tell, the entire islands production of Hakarl was solely focussed on the tourist market, none of the locals I spoke to outside of drinking hours (a very narrow timeframe, granted) said they would eat it out of choice.

 

[exbleep]

There are just so, so many to choose from. Far more than other years. There is, of course, @PhotEx or man of many names who seems to either disappear or come up with a new name a bit before the final count. Or he gets lucky and up comes someone who really, really has lost it.

Then there are the obsessive ones who plug themselves into the site first thing in the morning and repeat the same dross over and over on the Wishful Thinking thread. Or simply take over an interesting thread and dominate it with their POV whilst nobody else matters.

Some obviously need professional help and it would be cruel to nominate them.

The super high civil servants/masters of business/CEOs of high flying companies who, somehow, manage to spend hours and hours on here. Those who constantly boast of all their achievements, are super experts at everything, those who were quite interesting when they stuck to their own subject but got carried away and are now experts on absolutely everything under the sun and, of course, the Apollo Gods who are irresistible to all the super models and wouldn't look at anything less than a 9 (and, of course, manage to pull them with their super physiques and bulging wallets).

But, no, fair's fair. Two are actually standing out and proving themselves to be lots of the above.
My nominations (and it pains to me to leave @PhotEx out again) are @Emcon Ecomcon who has dribbled, farted and monged himself into contention on many of the threads, including the wishful thinking ones, but has excelled himself on the Trump threads. His basic English errors, mistakes in anything he talks about and the continued use of a bloody big shovel to dig himself deeper into a hole continues to this day. Unlike his assertions, there is plenty of evidence to put him up there.

And the other is another who is either a complete and utter mong of the highest order or the greatest wind-up merchant in the history of Arrse. I give you contender number 2 who is @ipso_facto or ipso dipshit as he has come to be known. Someone who bemoans the media as lying but links to all the conspiraloon sites as if they were gospel.

So (SWIDT). limiting myself to two otherwise the whole purpose of SPOTY would become silly (whaddyamean, that's the purpose of it? And I thought it was serious and not just a bit of fun).

 

[stacker1]

Jarrod and I have decided that we will take any number of nominations from individuals so long as they can justify them all.

 

[Harryc]

There are just so, so many to choose from. Far more than other years. There is, of course, @PhotEx or man of many names who seems to either disappear or come up with a new name a bit before the final count. Or he gets lucky and up comes someone who really, really has lost it.

Then there are the obsessive ones who plug themselves into the site first thing in the morning and repeat the same dross over and over on the Wishful Thinking thread. Or simply take over an interesting thread and dominate it with their POV whilst nobody else matters.

Some obviously need professional help and it would be cruel to nominate them.

The super high civil servants/masters of business/CEOs of high flying companies who, somehow, manage to spend hours and hours on here. Those who constantly boast of all their achievements, are super experts at everything, those who were quite interesting when they stuck to their own subject but got carried away and are now experts on absolutely everything under the sun and, of course, the Apollo Gods who are irresistible to all the super models and wouldn't look at anything less than a 9 (and, of course, manage to pull them with their super physiques and bulging wallets).

But, no, fair's fair. Two are actually standing out and proving themselves to be lots of the above.
My nominations (and it pains to me to leave @PhotEx out again) are @Emcon Ecomcon who has dribbled, farted and monged himself into contention on many of the threads, including the wishful thinking ones, but has excelled himself on the Trump threads. His basic English errors, mistakes in anything he talks about and the continued use of a bloody big shovel to dig himself deeper into a hole continues to this day. Unlike his assertions, there is plenty of evidence to put him up there.

And the other is another who is either a complete and utter mong of the highest order or the greatest wind-up merchant in the history of Arrse. I give you contender number 2 who is @ipso_facto or ipso dipshit as he has come to be known. Someone who bemoans the media as lying but links to all the conspiraloon sites as if they were gospel.

So (SWIDT). limiting myself to two otherwise the whole purpose of SPOTY would become silly (whaddyamean, that's the purpose of it? And I thought it was serious and not just a bit of fun).

Fheck me - you really are a boring old tw@t

What bothers me is that we may be of similar vintage.
However, as I live in the brilliant islands of Britain, and you seem to be happily mixing with EUropeans (and fheckin Spanish ones to boot) you seem to be a tad pointless.
Also, as a bleep you are as much use as a fart in a hurricane.

 

[DaManBugs]

Jarrod and I have decided that we will take any number of nominations from individuals so long as they can justify them all.

WOW!!!! Jarrod and I. Hoo! What the spackerman means is: just how important am I!!!.
"Jarrod and I have decided". Who the fück are Jarrod and the spackerman to decide anything at all? Who elected them to decide what?

MsG

 

[exbleep]

Fheck me - you really are a boring old tw@t

What bothers me is that we may be of similar vintage.
However, as I live in the brilliant islands of Britain, and you seem to be happily mixing with EUropeans (and fheckin Spanish ones to boot) you seem to be a tad pointless.
Also, as a bleep you are as much use as a fart in a hurricane.

Sorry but you're trying too hard to get nominated. Being a boring old grey cnut like you doesn't get the nomination just for being a boring old grey cnut. Far too many who imbibe copiously of the amber liquid on here for you to stand out from the crowd.
Who are you, by the way?

 

[lokiuk]

WOW!!!! Jarrod and I. Hoo! What the spackerman means is: just how important am I!!!.
"Jarrod and I have decided". Who the fück are Jarrod and the spackerman to decide anything at all? Who elected them to decide what?

MsG

Everyone is equal but some are more equal than others, I thought you'd enjoy a bout of Socialism...

 

[OneTenner]

WOW!!!! Jarrod and I. Hoo! What the spackerman means is: just how important am I!!!.
"Jarrod and I have decided". Who the fück are Jarrod and the spackerman to decide anything at all? Who elected them to decide what?

MsG

It was vote No.2 in the last SWP committee meeting - Vote No.1 was to decide whether to reprimand or censure the female members who claim they were raped.
You might not remember it as you were whacked out of your head again.

 

[stacker1]

WOW!!!! Jarrod and I. Hoo! What the spackerman means is: just how important am I!!!.
"Jarrod and I have decided". Who the fück are Jarrod and the spackerman to decide anything at all? Who elected them to decide what?

MsG

We are the pair running the competition this year Bugsy, you might have noticed that, if Supersams hadnt had a special on happy shopper cider.

Never fail to make yourself look a cunt do you Bugsy?

Much to my amusement.