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Site penis of the year.

Who is the glans of the year?


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You were never in the army and have a severe brain injury.

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Rats! That is pure one-upmanship. I now feel inadequate with my modererate (just short of severe classification) brain injury.
At least my jimpy loved me.
I need gin.


Sent from my karzi while losing several pounds
 

OneTenner

LE
Book Reviewer
What if I said that some hypothetical person offered to walk with me from a certain venue in Waterloo, to the station, then the same hypothetical person bounded up the escalator three stairs at a time, presumably to show his physical prowess, leaving me standing?

Would that count as hypothetical knobbish behaviour?

No. It just indicates you have a fat arse and smoker‘s lungs.
 
What if I said that some hypothetical person offered to walk with me from a certain venue in Waterloo, to the station, then the same hypothetical person bounded up the escalator three stairs at a time, presumably to show his physical prowess, leaving me standing?

Would that count as hypothetical knobbish behaviour?
PRT?
 

NSP

LE
New nomination: @earth

Evidence: pick any of the "India" threads at random for many, many examples of utter penistry, many of them vaguely racist.
 
There you have it, a firm nomination for SPOTY So no fooking about this year. I am the outstanding candidate, you know you want to vote for me. So don’t let anything get in the way of you much needed vote this year. Remember a vote for anyone else is what is known as a vote for fake news.
Are you just lonely? Is that why you make up all these fantasies?

Here is a link to a support group that could help.
 
There you have it, a firm nomination for SPOTY So no fooking about this year. I am the outstanding candidate, you know you want to vote for me. So don’t let anything get in the way of you much needed vote this year. Remember a vote for anyone else is what is known as a vote for fake news.

Oh, I don't want you to win; just to know the widespread contempt in which you are held by the rest of the site.
 
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RBMK

LE
Book Reviewer
Are there some nominees who are just too stupid or penile to receive the accolade of SPOTY.

Like the Irish idiot, I don't want him to win anything other than being first to have his face cut off by Sluggy.
 
What if I said that some hypothetical person offered to walk with me from a certain venue in Waterloo, to the station, then the same hypothetical person bounded up the escalator three stairs at a time, presumably to show his physical prowess, leaving me standing?

Would that count as hypothetical knobbish behaviour?
No.

That person was merely ashamed to be seen with a fat, gopping slut.
 
Thank you, it's an honour just to be nominated.

I'd better start on my acceptance speech.
Don’t bother with the acceptance speech - the whole thing is rigged and you stand more chance of being the next prime minister than you do of winning SPotY.

Not really though. It isn’t rigged - It’s just that our SPotYs are such superturbocharged Grade AAA+ cocks that we've never yet had a one event winner. They keep winning until they flounce, die or touch a woman’s ladyparts.

This year’s winner fully fits the profile so stand down and wait your turn.
 

Cromarty

Old-Salt
Don’t bother with the acceptance speech - the whole thing is rigged and you stand more chance of being the next prime minister than you do of winning SPotY.

Not really though. It isn’t rigged - It’s just that our SPotYs are such superturbocharged Grade AAA+ cocks that we've never yet had a one event winner. They keep winning until they flounce, die or touch a woman’s ladyparts.

This year’s winner fully fits the profile so stand down and wait your turn.


Well that's disappointing.

And just so I know for the future, what happens after i get to touch a woman's ladyparts?
 
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