Site penis of the year.

[bob_the_bomb]

There you have it, a firm nomination for SPOTY So no fooking about this year. I am the outstanding candidate, you know you want to vote for me. So don’t let anything get in the way of you much needed vote this year. Remember a vote for anyone else is what is known as a vote for fake news.

 

[JackSofty]

You were never in the army and have a severe brain injury.

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Rats! That is pure one-upmanship. I now feel inadequate with my modererate (just short of severe classification) brain injury.
At least my jimpy loved me.
I need gin.


Sent from my karzi while losing several pounds

 

[Himmler74]

******* lucky escape for her.

That’s what I thought.

 

[tiger stacker]

Competition is fierce for that accolade - Wilson (both terms), Eden, Douglas-Home, Callaghan or Brown well in the running.

Does Blair qualify or was he okay?

 

[OneTenner]

It's only because he's burned his socks....

 

[dingerr]

What if I said that some hypothetical person offered to walk with me from a certain venue in Waterloo, to the station, then the same hypothetical person bounded up the escalator three stairs at a time, presumably to show his physical prowess, leaving me standing?

Would that count as hypothetical knobbish behaviour?

No. It just indicates you have a fat arse and smoker‘s lungs.

 

[Himmler74]

What if I said that some hypothetical person offered to walk with me from a certain venue in Waterloo, to the station, then the same hypothetical person bounded up the escalator three stairs at a time, presumably to show his physical prowess, leaving me standing?

Would that count as hypothetical knobbish behaviour?

PRT?

 

[NSP]

New nomination: @earth

Evidence: pick any of the "India" threads at random for many, many examples of utter penistry, many of them vaguely racist.

 

[Cromarty]

Dammit, this game is rigged, i never win anything!

 

[FourZeroCharlie]

@Cromarty - for whining like a well thrashed, red headed step-child.

 

[Tappet]

There you have it, a firm nomination for SPOTY So no fooking about this year. I am the outstanding candidate, you know you want to vote for me. So don’t let anything get in the way of you much needed vote this year. Remember a vote for anyone else is what is known as a vote for fake news.

Are you just lonely? Is that why you make up all these fantasies?

Here is a link to a support group that could help.

 

[Cromarty]

@Cromarty - for whining like a well thrashed, red headed step-child.

Thank you, it's an honour just to be nominated.

I'd better start on my acceptance speech.

 

[dogmeat]

There you have it, a firm nomination for SPOTY So no fooking about this year. I am the outstanding candidate, you know you want to vote for me. So don’t let anything get in the way of you much needed vote this year. Remember a vote for anyone else is what is known as a vote for fake news.

Oh, I don't want you to win; just to know the widespread contempt in which you are held by the rest of the site.

 

[RBMK]

Are there some nominees who are just too stupid or penile to receive the accolade of SPOTY.

Like the Irish idiot, I don't want him to win anything other than being first to have his face cut off by Sluggy.

 

[Badger_Heed]

What if I said that some hypothetical person offered to walk with me from a certain venue in Waterloo, to the station, then the same hypothetical person bounded up the escalator three stairs at a time, presumably to show his physical prowess, leaving me standing?

Would that count as hypothetical knobbish behaviour?

No.

That person was merely ashamed to be seen with a fat, gopping slut.

 

[Moderator]

Thank you, it's an honour just to be nominated.

I'd better start on my acceptance speech.

Don’t bother with the acceptance speech - the whole thing is rigged and you stand more chance of being the next prime minister than you do of winning SPotY.

Not really though. It isn’t rigged - It’s just that our SPotYs are such superturbocharged Grade AAA+ cocks that we've never yet had a one event winner. They keep winning until they flounce, die or touch a woman’s ladyparts.

This year’s winner fully fits the profile so stand down and wait your turn.

 

[Cromarty]

Don’t bother with the acceptance speech - the whole thing is rigged and you stand more chance of being the next prime minister than you do of winning SPotY.

Not really though. It isn’t rigged - It’s just that our SPotYs are such superturbocharged Grade AAA+ cocks that we've never yet had a one event winner. They keep winning until they flounce, die or touch a woman’s ladyparts.

This year’s winner fully fits the profile so stand down and wait your turn.

Well that's disappointing.

And just so I know for the future, what happens after i get to touch a woman's ladyparts?

 

[Moderator]

Well that's disappointing.

And just so I know for the future, what happens after i get touch a woman's ladyparts?

You either:

• grow up and get sensible
• discover you are a lesbian
• get another week locked in the dark cupboard because your mum didn’t give you permission.

 

[jarrod248]

No.

That person was merely ashamed to be seen with a fat, gopping slut.

Fucks for buttons.

 

[theoriginalphantom]

Fucks for buttons.

oh no she doesn't...


Oh yes she does...


etc