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They feckn' love me...and will more so from next month when they can't come to me directly and have to go through Bubba Help Desk Inc..No. No, we don't.
They feckn' love me...and will more so from next month when they can't come to me directly and have to go through Bubba Help Desk Inc..No. No, we don't.
I got bored with his bizarrely desperate attention seeking a couple of years ago and put him on Ignore.I’ve no dog in this fight but...
who is this @Tyk chap?
Never pinged on my radar before.
Trying a bit too hard for some relevance I would hazard a guess.
lots of gob but not enough groundwork and foundation,
I won’t nominate him because, their impartial excellencies have already decided and- I’m not qualified.
Jarrod is feckin shit at creating fun days out for everyone though..maybe explains why he’s single at....61
J’rrod holds the monopoly on Yorkshire cuntishness (even though he’s half Welsh)
Calderdale can stfu and wait their turn. ‘Tyk’
He posted something strange about lifelike dolls but fecked if I'm going to look for it.I remember when he nearly self-combusted because I started the rumour that he was a nonce.
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You could hang it on your office wall. Next to the Queen’s Award For Importing Slave Labour, the framed letter from the Prime Minister of India thanking you for suggesting he call himself Giles and that photo of you handing the scissors to the Pope when he cut the ribbon on the Helsinki to Cape Town road / rail bridge you project managed.It’s an honour to be nominated by you. Thank you kindly. You tool.
Swine, I just got coffee up my nose reading that.You could hang it on your office wall. Next to the Queen’s Award For Importing Slave Labour, the framed letter from the Prime Minister of India thanking you for suggesting he call himself Giles and that photo of you handing the scissors to the Pope when he cut the ribbon on the Helsinki to Cape Town road / rail bridge you project managed.
I remember when he nearly self-combusted because I started the rumour that he was a nonce.
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Hello pot, regards kettleI got bored with his bizarrely desperate attention seeking a couple of years ago and put him on Ignore.
He came across as a bit needy, really.
Guess he's still following me around, like shit on a shoe...
Can you provide a virtual certificate please. I don’t have an office; it’s nearly 2021. If I nailed a framed certificate to my laptop it might not work.You could hang it on your office wall. Next to the Queen’s Award For Importing Slave Labour, the framed letter from the Prime Minister of India thanking you for suggesting he call himself Giles and that photo of you handing the scissors to the Pope when he cut the ribbon on the Helsinki to Cape Town road / rail bridge you project managed.
something like this?Can you provide a virtual certificate please. I don’t have an office; it’s nearly 2021. If I nailed a framed certificate to my laptop it might not work.
Sorry. I too stupid to operate a computer remember?Can you provide a virtual certificate please. I don’t have an office; it’s nearly 2021. If I nailed a framed certificate to my laptop it might not work.
I think we both know that's not really true, don't we?Hello pot, regards kettle
something like this?
I thought you flew a computer?Sorry. I too stupid to operate a computer remember?
No, the computer does the flying. He just sits there so the passengers think a real live person is doing it and don't panic.I thought you flew a computer?
No, the computer does the flying. He just sits there so the passengers think a real live person is doing it and don't panic.
What's the dog's name...?Cue the traditional - Ideal flight deck has a Pilot and a dog
Yes, I do. I fly it. It doesn’t fly me.I thought you flew a computer?
What's the dog's name...?
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Are bus drivers allowed to nominate captains of industry these days?Page 7 et seq of the How to fix the north thread is proving informative in backing up one of my earlier nominations.
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Cletus M. Trailer-Trash 111?Moved to the USA and married his boyfriend.