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Site penis of the year.

Who is the glans of the year?


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No. No, we don't.
They feckn' love me...and will more so from next month when they can't come to me directly and have to go through Bubba Help Desk Inc..
 
I’ve no dog in this fight but...

who is this @Tyk chap?
Never pinged on my radar before.

Trying a bit too hard for some relevance I would hazard a guess.
lots of gob but not enough groundwork and foundation,

I won’t nominate him because, their impartial excellencies have already decided and- I’m not qualified.

Jarrod is feckin shit at creating fun days out for everyone though..maybe explains why he’s single at....61

J’rrod holds the monopoly on Yorkshire cuntishness (even though he’s half Welsh)
Calderdale can stfu and wait their turn. ‘Tyk’
I got bored with his bizarrely desperate attention seeking a couple of years ago and put him on Ignore.

He came across as a bit needy, really.

Guess he's still following me around, like shit on a shoe...
 
It’s an honour to be nominated by you. Thank you kindly. You tool.
You could hang it on your office wall. Next to the Queen’s Award For Importing Slave Labour, the framed letter from the Prime Minister of India thanking you for suggesting he call himself Giles and that photo of you handing the scissors to the Pope when he cut the ribbon on the Helsinki to Cape Town road / rail bridge you project managed.
 

RBMK

LE
Book Reviewer
You could hang it on your office wall. Next to the Queen’s Award For Importing Slave Labour, the framed letter from the Prime Minister of India thanking you for suggesting he call himself Giles and that photo of you handing the scissors to the Pope when he cut the ribbon on the Helsinki to Cape Town road / rail bridge you project managed.
Swine, I just got coffee up my nose reading that.
 

Smeggers

ADC
Moderator
Kit Reviewer
Book Reviewer
I got bored with his bizarrely desperate attention seeking a couple of years ago and put him on Ignore.

He came across as a bit needy, really.

Guess he's still following me around, like shit on a shoe...
Hello pot, regards kettle
 
You could hang it on your office wall. Next to the Queen’s Award For Importing Slave Labour, the framed letter from the Prime Minister of India thanking you for suggesting he call himself Giles and that photo of you handing the scissors to the Pope when he cut the ribbon on the Helsinki to Cape Town road / rail bridge you project managed.
Can you provide a virtual certificate please. I don’t have an office; it’s nearly 2021. If I nailed a framed certificate to my laptop it might not work.
 

theoriginalphantom

MIA
Book Reviewer
Can you provide a virtual certificate please. I don’t have an office; it’s nearly 2021. If I nailed a framed certificate to my laptop it might not work.
something like this?
 

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Can you provide a virtual certificate please. I don’t have an office; it’s nearly 2021. If I nailed a framed certificate to my laptop it might not work.
Sorry. I too stupid to operate a computer remember?
 

NSP

LE
Cue the traditional - Ideal flight deck has a Pilot and a dog
What's the dog's name...?

 

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