Site penis of the year.

[Graculus]

No. No, we don't.

They feckn' love me...and will more so from next month when they can't come to me directly and have to go through Bubba Help Desk Inc..

 

[Bravo_Bravo]

I’ve no dog in this fight but...

who is this @Tyk chap?
Never pinged on my radar before.

Trying a bit too hard for some relevance I would hazard a guess.
lots of gob but not enough groundwork and foundation,

I won’t nominate him because, their impartial excellencies have already decided and- I’m not qualified.

Jarrod is feckin shit at creating fun days out for everyone though..maybe explains why he’s single at....61

J’rrod holds the monopoly on Yorkshire cuntishness (even though he’s half Welsh)
Calderdale can stfu and wait their turn. ‘Tyk’

I got bored with his bizarrely desperate attention seeking a couple of years ago and put him on Ignore.

He came across as a bit needy, really.

Guess he's still following me around, like shit on a shoe...

 

[Graculus]

I remember when he nearly self-combusted because I started the rumour that he was a nonce.

https://www.arrse.co.uk/community/threads/dead-pool-2018.268087/page-153#post-8998329

He posted something strange about lifelike dolls but fecked if I'm going to look for it.

 

[Toastie]

It’s an honour to be nominated by you. Thank you kindly. You tool.

You could hang it on your office wall. Next to the Queen’s Award For Importing Slave Labour, the framed letter from the Prime Minister of India thanking you for suggesting he call himself Giles and that photo of you handing the scissors to the Pope when he cut the ribbon on the Helsinki to Cape Town road / rail bridge you project managed.

 

[RBMK]

You could hang it on your office wall. Next to the Queen’s Award For Importing Slave Labour, the framed letter from the Prime Minister of India thanking you for suggesting he call himself Giles and that photo of you handing the scissors to the Pope when he cut the ribbon on the Helsinki to Cape Town road / rail bridge you project managed.

Swine, I just got coffee up my nose reading that.

 

[stacker1]

I remember when he nearly self-combusted because I started the rumour that he was a nonce.

https://www.arrse.co.uk/community/threads/dead-pool-2018.268087/page-153#post-8998329

Well he was apparently passing his telephone number to 6 year olds.

 

[Smeggers]

I got bored with his bizarrely desperate attention seeking a couple of years ago and put him on Ignore.

He came across as a bit needy, really.

Guess he's still following me around, like shit on a shoe...

Hello pot, regards kettle

 

[bobthebuilder]

You could hang it on your office wall. Next to the Queen’s Award For Importing Slave Labour, the framed letter from the Prime Minister of India thanking you for suggesting he call himself Giles and that photo of you handing the scissors to the Pope when he cut the ribbon on the Helsinki to Cape Town road / rail bridge you project managed.

Can you provide a virtual certificate please. I don’t have an office; it’s nearly 2021. If I nailed a framed certificate to my laptop it might not work.

 

[theoriginalphantom]

Can you provide a virtual certificate please. I don’t have an office; it’s nearly 2021. If I nailed a framed certificate to my laptop it might not work.

something like this?

 

[Toastie]

Can you provide a virtual certificate please. I don’t have an office; it’s nearly 2021. If I nailed a framed certificate to my laptop it might not work.

Sorry. I too stupid to operate a computer remember?

 

[Bravo_Bravo]

Hello pot, regards kettle

I think we both know that's not really true, don't we?

 

[Evdhimong]

something like this?

Pssst! If you're going to be consistent, you need to capitalise the E...

 

[bobthebuilder]

Sorry. I too stupid to operate a computer remember?

I thought you flew a computer?

 

[NSP]

I thought you flew a computer?

No, the computer does the flying. He just sits there so the passengers think a real live person is doing it and don't panic.

 

[Lindermyer]

No, the computer does the flying. He just sits there so the passengers think a real live person is doing it and don't panic.

Cue the traditional - Ideal flight deck has a Pilot and a dog

 

[NSP]

Cue the traditional - Ideal flight deck has a Pilot and a dog

What's the dog's name...?

 

[Toastie]

I thought you flew a computer?

Yes, I do. I fly it. It doesn’t fly me.

 

[lokiuk]

What's the dog's name...?

And is the pilots name Shirley?

 

[Moderator]

Page 7 et seq of the How to fix the north thread is proving informative in backing up one of my earlier nominations.

@bobthebuilder

Are bus drivers allowed to nominate captains of industry these days?

 

[jarrod248]

Moved to the USA and married his boyfriend.

Cletus M. Trailer-Trash 111?