Site penis of the year.

[sirbhp]

He said ‘nominations’, not 'ejaculations'. Get focussed on the job at hand matey.

hoi a bit tough an go there innit?

 

[stacker1]

It’s more about how much less of a twat he sounds than echo echo...

If the SWP told him to, he would parrot what emcon Econcon said

Also you didnt tag him properly

 

[SkippedOnce]

So when does polling open, and who do we get as candidates? I'd nominate:

1/ Ipso_Facto (though I'm sure it's a sock)
2/ Emcon Emconon (though I'm sure it's a troll)
3/ Stacker1 (as an agent provocateur prepared to argue any point just to be difficult)

 

[Moderator]

He said ‘nominations’, not 'ejaculations'. Get focussed on the job at hand matey.

hoi a bit tough an go there innit?

More like touch and come I’d (rather not) think.

 

[NSP]

He said ‘nominations’, not 'ejaculations'. Get focussed on the job at hand matey.

Job in hand if ejaculations are involved, surely...?

 

[jarrod248]

So when does polling open, and who do we get as candidates? I'd nominate:

1/ Ipso_Facto (though I'm sure it's a sock)
2/ Emcon Emconon (though I'm sure it's a troll)
3/ Stacker1 (as an agent provocateur prepared to argue any point just to be difficult)

How dare you try to nominate Stacker.

 

[supermatelot]

I’ve no dog in this fight but...

who is this @Tyk chap?
Never pinged on my radar before.

Trying a bit too hard for some relevance I would hazard a guess.
lots of gob but not enough groundwork and foundation,

I won’t nominate him because, their impartial excellencies have already decided and- I’m not qualified.

Jarrod is feckin shit at creating fun days out for everyone though..maybe explains why he’s single at....61

J’rrod holds the monopoly on Yorkshire cuntishness (even though he’s half Welsh)
Calderdale can stfu and wait their turn. ‘Tyk’

 

[Tyk]

I’ve no dog in this fight but...

who is this @Tyk chap?
Never pinged on my radar before.

Trying a bit too hard for some relevance I would hazard a guess.
lots of gob but not enough groundwork and foundation,

I won’t nominate him because, their impartial excellencies have already decided and- I’m not qualified.

Jarrod is feckin shit at creating fun days out for everyone though..maybe explains why he’s single at....61

J’rrod holds the monopoly on Yorkshire cuntishness (even though he’s half Welsh)
Calderdale can stfu and wait their turn. ‘Tyk’

Feel free to nominate me, I could use some kind of win in 2020

 

[chuggafugga]

I already casted @widow11 just for being @widow11

 

[Lardbeast]

Is it wrong to permit myself a small smile that both Knock Knock and Himmler are on ROPs?

I, for one, am sorry to see them on ROPs. When did the COs stop boiling members in fizzy bum gravy for the crime of being pole smoking touchers of livestock and members of crab air?

Further to that, will the COs be returning our annual subscriptions for the maintenance and operation of the shit cauldrons?

 

[bob_the_bomb]

If the SWP told him to, he would parrot what emcon Econcon said

Also you didnt tag him properly

Thanks...tag sorted

 

[Bravo_Bravo]

3/ Stacker1 (as an agent provocateur prepared to argue any point just to be difficult)

Best windup ever from Stacker was him telling Oddbod that I'd left a bad online review for his business.

I'd done no such thing, but the bloke raged about it for years.

A masterwork.

 

[Moderator]

Jarrod is feckin shit at creating fun days out for everyone though..maybe explains why he’s single at....61

For how many years now has Jarrod been a spritely 61 then?

 

[stacker1]

Best windup ever from Stacker was him telling Oddbod that I'd left a bad online review for his business.

I'd done no such thing, but the bloke raged about it for years.

A masterwork.

"Passed my six year old daughter his phone number when my back was turned"

Still makes me laugh.

Edited to add link

https://www.arrse.co.uk/community/threads/amazing_lobster-the-petty-vindictive-turd.265772/

After the dozy cunt posted it, more reviews were left but sadly they were all eventually taken down.

He was frothing about Bravo Bravo and Amazing lobster for years afterwards.

 

[stacker1]

How dare you try to nominate Stacker.

There is always one who tries to spoil it.

 

[jarrod248]

Best windup ever from Stacker was him telling Oddbod that I'd left a bad online review for his business.

I'd done no such thing, but the bloke raged about it for years.

A masterwork.

What happened to him? Shot himself? Mother knacker him?

 

[stacker1]

What happened to him? Shot himself? Mother knacker him?

I heard he fell on his back and couldn't get back up, he starved to death after 2 years.

 

[Graculus]

I heard he fell on his back and couldn't get back up, he starved to death after 2 years.

His ponytail got caught in mincing machine and dragged in him in.

 

[Richard Headicus]

Hi ponytail got caught in mincing machine and dragged in him in.

Sober up Grac, your English is worse than mine, and that's saying something!

 

[StBob072]

Best windup ever from Stacker was him telling Oddbod that I'd left a bad online review for his business.

I'd done no such thing, but the bloke raged about it for years.

A masterwork.

I thought that was @amazing__lobster.

Did we ever establish if the bad review was written by anyone other than oddbod himself?