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Site penis of the year.

Who is the glans of the year?


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This needs more thought. You can have a herd of cows and a gaggle of geese. But what is it when there are so many, many candidates for SPOTY. There's a distinct possibility there could be a tie for first place.

Ecommiecon
DipsoFuckedup
Earth (also front runner for Street-shitting rapist of the year)
DaManShootMeLotsOfTimesBegorrah
etc.

So what would it be?

A cumming of SPOTYs?
An ejaculation?
A dribble?
A wanking?

I think we need to decide this first before the SPOTY is detrmined.
You mean the equivalent of a cluster of clams?
 
"A bit of fun" my fückin' arse! It's an all-out, ruthless competition of "mine's bigger than yours". But, then again, what would you expect on a website on which everyone wants to be an "alpha male"

MsG

Alpha males are usually dicks, they do not last long in nature because the Betas don't tolerate their bs and the Alphas usually suffer violent deaths at the hands of their Betas and their betters.

It's better to be a Beta, especially if you can communicate and plan a revolt.

Now stfu.
 

Yokel

LE
This needs more thought. You can have a herd of cows and a gaggle of geese. But what is it when there are so many, many candidates for SPOTY. There's a distinct possibility there could be a tie for first place.

Ecommiecon
DipsoFuckedup
Earth (also front runner for Street-shitting rapist of the year)
DaManShootMeLotsOfTimesBegorrah
etc.

So what would it be?

A cumming of SPOTYs?
An ejaculation?
A dribble?
A wanking?

I think we need to decide this first before the SPOTY is detrmined.

A circle jerk?
A Lemon Par
A condemnation?
A retard?
A crayon box?
An idocy?
An echo chamber?
A syndrome?
A vomit?
A disorder?
An asylum?
A lunacy?

So many to chose from.

As for individual candidates, can I nominate the lunatic who keeps posting conspiracy theories about the Salisbury poisonings? His user name is just a series of numbers.
 
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jbgaviation

Clanker
Point taken & I will learn from this unmasking.

Because sometimes I'm a c0ck and try to reinvent myself.
Will stick to this account & win SPOTY which I probably deserve.

What are the odds of me not winning & can I place £5 on it.
 
Alpha males are usually dicks, they do not last long in nature because the Betas don't tolerate their bs and the Alphas usually suffer violent deaths at the hands of their Betas and their betters.

It's better to be a Beta, especially if you can communicate and plan a revolt.

Now stfu.

Time for some Team America...

 

OneTenner

LE
Book Reviewer
A circle jerk?
A Lemon Par
A condemnation?
A retard?
A crayon box?
An idocy?
An echo chamber?
A syndrome?
A vomit?
A disorder?
An asylum?
A lunacy?

So many to chose from.

As for individual candidates, can I nominate the lunatic who keeps posting conspiracy theories about the Salisbury poisonings? His user name is just a series of numbers.
A Spunk?
A Dribble?
A Helmet?
A Mohel?
 
Point taken & I will learn from this unmasking.

Because sometimes I'm a c0ck and try to reinvent myself.
Will stick to this account & win SPOTY which I probably deserve.

What are the odds of me not winning & can I place £5 on it.
There's no odds for you, you see you aren't a prize cock, merely just a plain and simple penis.
 
This needs more thought. You can have a herd of cows and a gaggle of geese. But what is it when there are so many, many candidates for SPOTY. There's a distinct possibility there could be a tie for first place.

Ecommiecon
DipsoFuckedup
Earth (also front runner for Street-shitting rapist of the year)
DaManShootMeLotsOfTimesBegorrah
etc.

So what would it be?

A cumming of SPOTYs?
An ejaculation?
A dribble?
A wanking?

I think we need to decide this first before the SPOTY is detrmined.
A cringe.
A lacrymation
An embarrassment.

And Ipso Dipso...
 
It gets real creepy when last years champion Belter² slags off the genuine and undisputed, sadly excluded from the competition, all-time champion Pablo Escobugs.
 
It gets real creepy when last years champion Belter² slags off the genuine and undisputed, sadly excluded from the competition, all-time champion Pablo Escobugs.
Haha ha ha, you changed their actual user names to amusing names.

That's brilliant.
 

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