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Site penis of the year.

Who is the glans of the year?


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But you created me.
And you will give me exposure on arrse now.
A merry christmas, new year & hope you get covid.

Ta.

If your arrse gets any more exposure it's going to look like a cross between a burst blood orange and a smashed creme egg
 
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But you created me.
And you will give me exposure on arrse now.
A merry christmas, new year & hope you get covid.

Ta.

A vote for me is a vote for @CrashTestDummy & his socks.
How did I create you and the other dull accounts you have, you broken-brain retard?

If I have any socks I would sincerely love you to tag them. Please. Do it.
 
Exposure
From the great creature & no.1 sock.
It was all your idea and you are doing so well at.

A vote for me is a vote for you too.
Come on, tag my 'sock' accounts. I'm waiting.
 
How did I create you and the other dull accounts you have, you broken-brain retard?

If I have any socks I would sincerely love you to tag them. Please. Do it.
You know, the creature Bagl0ck, (well known for its multitudinous socks), claimed to be in aviation*. I wonder if your best friend is.... no, it couldn’t be despite its puerile drivel being similar.

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*probably clearing tables/cleaning floors in the terminal building’s food court.
 
This needs more thought. You can have a herd of cows and a gaggle of geese. But what is it when there are so many, many candidates for SPOTY. There's a distinct possibility there could be a tie for first place.

Ecommiecon
DipsoFuckedup
Earth (also front runner for Street-shitting rapist of the year)
DaManShootMeLotsOfTimesBegorrah
etc.

So what would it be?

A cumming of SPOTYs?
An ejaculation?
A dribble?
A wanking?

I think we need to decide this first before the SPOTY is detrmined.
 

StBob072

LE
Book Reviewer
You know, the creature Bagl0ck, (well known for its multitudinous socks), claimed to be in aviation*. I wonder if your best friend is.... no, it couldn’t be despite its puerile drivel being similar.

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*probably clearing tables/cleaning floors in the terminal building’s food court.

*a windsock more like
 

StBob072

LE
Book Reviewer
This needs more thought. You can have a herd of cows and a gaggle of geese. But what is it when there are so many, many candidates for SPOTY. There's a distinct possibility there could be a tie for first place.

Ecommiecon
DipsoFuckedup
Earth (also front runner for Street-shitting rapist of the year)
DaManShootMeLotsOfTimesBegorrah
etc.

So what would it be?

A cumming of SPOTYs?
An ejaculation?
A dribble?
A wanking?

I think we need to decide this first before the SPOTY is detrmined.


If the front runner is anything to go by, it could be a second cumming ...
 

Themanwho

LE
Book Reviewer

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