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Site penis of the year.

Who is the glans of the year?


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I might have to start thread banning if the nastiness doesn’t stop.
Are you going to use your MOD account again? Bugsy will hate you.
 
Fred Bans? But it's just a bit of harmless fun . . .
Its harmless fun for those taking part. Those that aren't being voted for might get a bit frothy mouthed because they won't get any attention.
 

RBMK

LE
Book Reviewer
Its harmless fun for those taking part. Those that aren't being voted for might get a bit frothy mouthed because they won't get any attention.
you mean the one who has generated enough mouth froth to put out a fire in a crashed Hercules full of fuel?
 

ACAB

LE
Need the attention? That's your exclusive department, spackerman. It's you who needs the attention, That's not only why you constantly mention it as my alleged motivation (to detract from you own) by also why you reacted so extremely radically a coupla years back when everyone was on your back for one of your typical posts about "immigrants of colour". You then pathetically started a thread entitled: "Who wants to be in my gang" to bolster your precarious ego. Just how fückin' uncertain and wobbly can you get, eh?


But don't worry, spackerinski, you've an assured "home" on ARRSE, even if all the rest of the websites (including Facebook) think you're a total cünt.

MsG
Oh, and before you ask I'm giving a 'dumb' to every post that you make, you Op Corporate Walting twat!!!
 
you mean the one who has generated enough mouth froth to put out a fire in a crashed Hercules full of fuel?
As a neutral judge I can't comment on if I meant Bugsy or not.
 

Themanwho

LE
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Much as I like to laugh at Bugsy, I don't really want to give him any more attention in this tread.
I thought by banning him as a candidate might keep him away, but no, he's that desperate for attention he still had to turn up on this thread and accuse me of pursuing him. He's ******* mental.
No shit.
 
Can I just say all this nonsense* about Bugsy is distracting us from the herculean efforts being put in today on the Trump Presidency threads by @Emcon Ecomcon

He has gone full Bugsy in that he has now declared (post #51619**) ‘socialists aren’t real socialists any more’.***

I humbly submit that anyone going full Bugsy is a shoe-in for SPOTY.

Stop the count!








* ok it’s not nonsense but it’s distracting as Bugsy is excluded from standing

** I’ve translated it here from the original wibble.

*** @OneTenner I’m claiming that one on my card
 

OneTenner

LE
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Can I just say all this nonsense* about Bugsy is distracting us from the herculean efforts being put in today on the Trump Presidency threads by @Emcon Ecomcon

He has gone full Bugsy in that he has now declared (post #51619**) ‘socialists aren’t real socialists any more’.***

I humbly submit that anyone going full Bugsy is a shoe-in for SPOTY.

Stop the count!








* ok it’s not nonsense but it’s distracting as Bugsy is excluded from standing

** I’ve translated it here from the original wibble.

*** @OneTenner I’m claiming that one on my card
Dammit! (or should I say Verdammt!) i've only got sozialischtem sozialistischem
 
Ooh! Instead of looking at you, you mean? You're giving yourself away there, fella. How bad is that, eh, spackerman? All this time you've been begging for ARRESErs to look at you instead of looking at Bugsy, eh?

That explains, in part, why you've been ruthlessly pursuing me across the ARRSE website for well over 14 years, though. So what do you eventually hope to achieve, spackerinsi? You've effectively destroyed my reputation on ARRSE, but no-one seems to be interested in that. I still garner copious "likes" for insightful posts. So how are you going to continue?

What a really sad cünt you are, fella. You've spent more than half a generation on ARRSE on destroying my reputation, yet it's come to nothing. I'm still here. I'm still laughing at you because I don't take you (and have never taken you) seriously! You're a fückin' joke, spackerman and that's how ARRSE sees you.

MsG
Stacker is good people.

You’re a cunt of the first order, and I would gladly use you as bait for a coyote hunting trip.
 
Hold on, that's a bit harsh. What have the coyotes done to deserve that?
They will eat anything, so a pickled Irishmen with a pair of broken legs would be ringing the dinner bell. Of course I will have forgotten my rifle, and just watch nature take it’s course. I will not however bring a lawn chair or any refreshments... Well maybe a few.
 
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They will eat anything, so a pickled Irishmen with a pair of broken legs would be ringing the dinner bell. Of course I will I have forgotten my rifle, and just watch nature take it’s course. I will not however bring a lawn chair or any refreshments... Well maybe a few.
Don't forget, your pickled paddy will be fully armed with a Desert Eagle (in .44 Magnum) Dessert Trifle (with a magnum of sherry).
 

Smeggers

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Don't forget, your pickled paddy will be fully armed with a Desert Eagle (in .44 Magnum) Dessert Trifle (with a magnum of sherry).
That is worth far more than a larf!
 

DaManBugs

LE
Book Reviewer
Stacker is good people.

You’re a **** of the first order, and I would gladly use you as bait for a coyote hunting trip.
Wherever did you get the idea I give a fück about what you post, you stupid cünt.

MsG
 

goodoldboy

MIA
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On ARRSE, each and every user is responsible for their own reputation. If another user has pointed out a shortcoming then it’s your own fault for printing it in the first place.
Says the twat who accused me of lying recently but, when challenged to provide evidence, went very quiet.
 
Don't forget, your pickled paddy will be fully armed with a Desert Eagle (in .44 Magnum) Dessert Trifle (with a magnum of sherry).
Oh yeah, the famed Ninja and his skills. I guess I better make sure to zip tie him, and contain those massive biceps he was so proud of. I think he missed his calling of Professional Leprechaun Body builder!
 

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