OK, I'll go balls out and nominate the biggest chopper on the site (SWIDT)
The claw hammer wielding, serrated steak knife in reserve pub car park scrapping, brainless holocaust denying, ex Guards Para hardman, top giant cock, @Higgs_bosun.
Loses an argument and offered to fight me at a place of my choosing at 2200 one night then posts at 3am that he would meet at 10am at some hole on the other side of the country. Then posts photos of himself and a diatribe of what he would have done.
He doesn't just deserve SPOTY, he deserves a padded cell and extreme counselling:
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His collection of bikes:
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A glimpse into madness:
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Schwiezer Dietsch isn't so much of a language, it's more of a speech defect...Try this, then, knacker-features!
Whereby I'd wager a goodly sum that the only folks on ARRSE who're able to fully understand that are stoaty (Bloke on the Range) and me. But do your pathetic best, gobshite!
Wow, extremely short flash to bang time there Bugsy. You should post a few more dits before your meltdown post though, otherwise it's no fun. You went full retard after just one post, up your game, you have some real competition now.
Yup, you show them you don't care mate, you show the manOh, look! Murph'_Whore, Mr Negative himself! Fact is, Mr Negative, I've never been put forward as a candidate. Imagine that, eh? On the other hand, I put you forward as the Total Cünt of the Year for your incessant attempts to put me forward as the Whatever of the Year.
In fact, I put you forward as the Absolute Jealous Cünt of the Decade for continuous efforts to undermine me no matter what. I've no idea what your serious issues are, mush, and they don't interest me in the slightest, by what I've noticed is that you're always there to readily negate whatever I post. Even if it's just to post: "Not true". You've been doing that now for well over 14 years. So what has that given you personally, eh? Have you grown any inches? Is your dick longer or thicker than before? Has your salary increased appreciably?
And you know what difference your absolute obligation to doing me down at every step on ARRSE has made to my personal life? None at all! Nothing whatsoever has changed! Now ain't that a fückin' bastard, eh? You put in almost 14 years of dedicated "work" on ARRSE and it has no real-life effect. What a bummer! Ha.
As you are so desperate for an award this year, I will ask @stacker1 if he can see his way clear to give you a Fellowship Award. You know the sort of thing they give to a passed it has been at the TV awards.Er, no-one asked what you're missing, mush.
As you are so desperate for an award this year, I will ask @stacker1 if he can see his way clear to give you a Fellowship Award. You know the sort of thing they give to a passed it has been at the TV awards.
We can post a montage of your greatest fibs and then let you post a thankyou meltdown speech before we all get pissed and forget you ever existed.
Who, His Excellent Modship, The Lord Protector of the Weak and Teary? No, no crying baby images threatened but he did reiterate the original warning to cease and desist.Did they threaten to post a crying baby photo if you made them cry again?
I might have to start thread banning if the nastiness doesn’t stop.Much as I like to laugh at Bugsy, I don't really want to give him any more attention in this tread.
I thought by banning him as a candidate might keep him away, but no, he's that desperate for attention he still had to turn up on this thread and accuse me of pursuing him. He's ******* mental.