Site penis of the year.

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Jealousy is such an ugly trait.

Fuck Off you Bitch

 

[Gout Man]

MacRaven/robme/Once.a.pilgrim/KnockKnock- all one and the same.

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I had one of them feckers on ignore up unto recently. Hmm this is tricky do I really want the twat to win a trophy

 

[DaManBugs]

Awesome reminder of how we need to remember it’s just a bit of fun

"A bit of fun" my fückin' arse! It's an all-out, ruthless competition of "mine's bigger than yours". But, then again, what would you expect on a website on which everyone wants to be an "alpha male"

MsG

 

[Moderator]

Ah, the good old days when you could fling any accusation you liked during a free and open debate.

We shall not see their like again.

Arrse is not as brutal/funny/informative/factual* as it used to be when it was all just fields as far as a glass eye could see.

*Delete as appropriate

 

[Old Stab]

"A bit of fun" my fückin' arse! It's an all-out, ruthless competition of "mine's bigger than yours". But, then again, what would you expect on a website on which everyone wants to be an "alpha male"

MsG

Now now... You've been rather sensible of late, don't you be trying to steal BB's thunder.

 

[jarrod248]

"A bit of fun" my fückin' arse! It's an all-out, ruthless competition of "mine's bigger than yours". But, then again, what would you expect on a website on which everyone wants to be an "alpha male"

MsG

Throwing your hat in the ring? Try harder.

 

[stacker1]

"A bit of fun" my fückin' arse! It's an all-out, ruthless competition of "mine's bigger than yours". But, then again, what would you expect on a website on which everyone wants to be an "alpha male"

MsG

Bugsy mate, I've already ruled you out as a contender for the award, if you want attention go to the poo poo thread.

 

[Bravo_Bravo]

Now now... You've been rather sensible of late, don't you be trying to steal BB's thunder.

Is your Mrs still playing Roger the Lodger?

 

[StBob072]

"A bit of fun" my fückin' arse! It's an all-out, ruthless competition of "mine's bigger than yours". But, then again, what would you expect on a website on which everyone wants to be an "alpha male"

MsG

Are you sure you're not confusing "site cunt" and "site penis".

Easy mistake to make.

 

[CrashTestDummy]

... a website on which everyone wants to be an "alpha male"

MsG

At which you're failing spectacularly.

 

[DaManBugs]

At which you're failing spectacularly.

You mean along with you?

MsG

 

[CrashTestDummy]

You mean along with you?

MsG

Awesome comeback, did you just hear that in the playground?

 

[Moderator]

Awesome comeback, did you just hear that in the playground?

That’s your appointment with the Desert Eagle Dessert Trifle booked matey.

It’ll be a messy business.

 

[Ortholith]

Awesome comeback, did you just hear that in the playground?

I fear you are slightly out of date with playground banter. The more usual response is "Suck your mum".

More advanced practitioners can move on to statements such as "Your mum sucked me off for a cigarette" and "Your girlfriend is in the year below, you're a fucking paedo". Amusingly the latter is acceptable in a playground but not on ARRSE.

 

[DaManBugs]

Awesome comeback, did you just hear that in the playground?

Exactly right, fückwit! And it was you who whispered it in my ear before I dropped you with a nifty left hook before the rest of our playground gang got there and did a real number on you. I saved you a whole lot of trouble there, shoogie, since you've always been known as a creepy, slimy sneak and a perpetual bubbler.

MsG

 

[CrashTestDummy]

Exactly right, fückwit! And it was you who whispered it in my ear before I dropped you with a nifty left hook before the rest of our playground gang got there and did a real number on you. I saved you a whole lot of trouble there, shoogie, since you've always been known as a creepy, slimy sneak and a perpetual bubbler.

MsG

Keep drinking the toilet duck, it's doing wonders for your imagination. I'm just trying to picture your noodly arm giving anybody a hook, left or right.

 

[stacker1]

Exactly right, fückwit! And it was you who whispered it in my ear before I dropped you with a nifty left hook before the rest of our playground gang got there and did a real number on you. I saved you a whole lot of trouble there, shoogie, since you've always been known as a creepy, slimy sneak and a perpetual bubbler.

MsG

Bugsy are you upset that I decided to not include you in the nominations for site penis of the year? Are you trying to crowbar your way in because you need the attention?

 

[RBMK]

Exactly right, fückwit! And it was you who whispered it in my ear before I dropped you with a nifty left hook before the rest of our playground gang got there and did a real number on you. I saved you a whole lot of trouble there, shoogie, since you've always been known as a creepy, slimy sneak and a perpetual bubbler.

MsG

You've not got the hang of this internet thing, have you?

 

[DaManBugs]

Bugsy are you upset that I decided to not include you in the nominations for site penis of the year? Are you trying to crowbar your way in because you need the attention?

Need the attention? That's your exclusive department, spackerman. It's you who needs the attention, That's not only why you constantly mention it as my alleged motivation (to detract from you own) by also why you reacted so extremely radically a coupla years back when everyone was on your back for one of your typical posts about "immigrants of colour". You then pathetically started a thread entitled: "Who wants to be in my gang" to bolster your precarious ego. Just how fückin' uncertain and wobbly can you get, eh?


But don't worry, spackerinski, you've an assured "home" on ARRSE, even if all the rest of the websites (including Facebook) think you're a total cünt.

MsG

 

[RBMK]

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