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Site penis of the year.

Who is the glans of the year?


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Is the time for love and appreciation of fellow men and split arses.
Post your nominations here and my good self and @stacker1 will decide which of you is the biggest cock, you cocks.
I've just had a slight feeling of concernthat a Friend of Dorothy is trying to find a penis...
 
Some time ago I set up a sock account with a deliberately antagonistic stance towards my self and that smashing chap, Far King L.

It's so convincing I occasionally get PMs from various weevils moaning about me and asking to help them in their online meltdowns / BB Grr efforts...

So convincing that no one ever noticed it's appearance when you disappeared on ROPs
 

jarrod248

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Gallery Guru
This thread still hasn't got the momentum of old ARRSE

Here is a fine example of what happened 5 years ago due to this competition


It even had legal threats from the OP


Its all a bit lacklustre this year. I feel like you all are just arent putting the effort in.
Awesome reminder of how we need to remember it’s just a bit of fun
 

StBob072

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Book Reviewer
Just to bolster my case for @knock knock, I'd like to add -

4) having a stomach churning avatar.
 
This thread still hasn't got the momentum of old ARRSE

Here is a fine example of what happened 5 years ago due to this competition


It even had legal threats from the OP


Its all a bit lacklustre this year. I feel like you all are just arent putting the effort in.

Ah, the good old days when you could fling any accusation you liked during a free and open debate.

We shall not see their like again.
 
Ah, the good old days when you could fling any accusation you liked during a free and open debate.

We shall not see their like again.

Its certainly rare to see a meltdown of such magnitude these days.
 

philc

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This thread still hasn't got the momentum of old ARRSE

Here is a fine example of what happened 5 years ago due to this competition


It even had legal threats from the OP


Its all a bit lacklustre this year. I feel like you all are just arent putting the effort in.

Amusing he started that on Xmas day, clearly Santa did not deliver for him that Xmas.
 

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