Site penis of the year.

[CrashTestDummy]

You should post some of the PMs so we can judge for ourselves.

What an outstanding idea!

 

[Bravo_Bravo]

You should post some of the PMs so we can judge for ourselves.

And spoil my fun?

 

[Bravo_Bravo]

Thanks for mashing the mong button.

Are you going to send me another teary PM telling me you thought I was different to all the rest?

But you're not.

 

[Bravo_Bravo]

Is the time for love and appreciation of fellow men and split arses.
Post your nominations here and my good self and @stacker1 will decide which of you is the biggest cock, you cocks.

I've just had a slight feeling of concernthat a Friend of Dorothy is trying to find a penis...

 

[Goldbricker]

You should post some of the PMs so we can judge for ourselves.

 

[Tyk]

You should post some of the PMs so we can judge for ourselves.

Indeed, without the evidence I'll treat @Bravo_Bravo 's claim as a lie, he's making a stronger case for retaining the title by the day.

 

[Bravo_Bravo]

How long ago was that?
Long before the US upset you by killing OBL, traitor..

 

[stacker1]

This thread still hasn't got the momentum of old ARRSE

Here is a fine example of what happened 5 years ago due to this competition

https://www.arrse.co.uk/community/threads/arrsers-penis-adoration.224022/

It even had legal threats from the OP

https://www.arrse.co.uk/community/threads/arrsers-penis-adoration.224022/page-19#post-6165373

Its all a bit lacklustre this year. I feel like you all are just arent putting the effort in.

 

[Goldbricker]

How long ago was that?
Long before the US upset you by killing OBL, traitor..

use the mess Webley you berk you must have enough White feathers to make a goose by now

 

[Bravo_Bravo]

use the mess Webley you berk you must have enough White feathers to make a goose by now

Use it yourself, Traitor.

 

[lokiuk]

Unless it's a sock on an Olympic level windup.

It's a sockie alright

 

[lokiuk]

Some time ago I set up a sock account with a deliberately antagonistic stance towards my self and that smashing chap, Far King L.

It's so convincing I occasionally get PMs from various weevils moaning about me and asking to help them in their online meltdowns / BB Grr efforts...

So convincing that no one ever noticed it's appearance when you disappeared on ROPs

 

[Bile-Spewer]

@KnockKnock he has my nomination for been an absolute cockwomble he’s only joined in April this year but is such a cock he has to be in with a shout of SPOTY.

MacRaven/robme/Once.a.pilgrim/KnockKnock- all one and the same.

Sent from my SM-G975F using Tapatalk

 

[Graculus]

Bob the Bomb for services to statistical analysis.

You should be chuffed to be able to beat him at something.

 

[Goldbricker]

Use it yourself, Traitor.

Ahh you provocative berk, you live up to your Pat Heenan forebear

 

[jarrod248]

This thread still hasn't got the momentum of old ARRSE

Here is a fine example of what happened 5 years ago due to this competition

https://www.arrse.co.uk/community/threads/arrsers-penis-adoration.224022/

It even had legal threats from the OP

https://www.arrse.co.uk/community/threads/arrsers-penis-adoration.224022/page-19#post-6165373

Its all a bit lacklustre this year. I feel like you all are just arent putting the effort in.

Awesome reminder of how we need to remember it’s just a bit of fun

 

[StBob072]

Just to bolster my case for @knock knock, I'd like to add -

4) having a stomach churning avatar.

 

[dogmeat]

This thread still hasn't got the momentum of old ARRSE

Here is a fine example of what happened 5 years ago due to this competition

https://www.arrse.co.uk/community/threads/arrsers-penis-adoration.224022/

It even had legal threats from the OP

https://www.arrse.co.uk/community/threads/arrsers-penis-adoration.224022/page-19#post-6165373

Its all a bit lacklustre this year. I feel like you all are just arent putting the effort in.

Ah, the good old days when you could fling any accusation you liked during a free and open debate.

We shall not see their like again.

 

[stacker1]

Ah, the good old days when you could fling any accusation you liked during a free and open debate.

We shall not see their like again.

Its certainly rare to see a meltdown of such magnitude these days.

 

[philc]

This thread still hasn't got the momentum of old ARRSE

Here is a fine example of what happened 5 years ago due to this competition

https://www.arrse.co.uk/community/threads/arrsers-penis-adoration.224022/

It even had legal threats from the OP

https://www.arrse.co.uk/community/threads/arrsers-penis-adoration.224022/page-19#post-6165373

Its all a bit lacklustre this year. I feel like you all are just arent putting the effort in.

Amusing he started that on Xmas day, clearly Santa did not deliver for him that Xmas.