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I wasn't referring to you...I have no living enemies
I wasn't referring to you...I have no living enemies
I wasn't referring to you...
Who in their right mind would feck with a bloke who does the length of the M1 in a Unicorn outfit?indeed, but I do like using the vaguely amusing threat about no surviving enemies. Doesn't always go down well in job interviews, or police interviews for that matter
Who in their right mind would feck with a bloke who does the length of the M1 in a Unicorn outfit?
Beard also.
That's seriously "dont even fecking go there" territory if ever I saw it.
They’ve some brass neck. They think this is easy being so impartial.How about me and Jarrod make up the rules as we go along, rather than anybody else makes up the rules as they go along?
We doing shit Meme photos these days? No wonder everyone is on FYBs. It's just so 2016.
You don't have to be tall to be a cunt like her, ask Hitler or Himmler.Not site Penis but a worthy honourable mention.
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Vagasil or Vagisan? Because the site penis is an irritating vagina.Maybe if we get a sponsor.
Who wouldn't want that as a tag line for their company?
"Sponsoring ARRSE site penis of the year since ..."
But who should we approach?
Durex?
The Swedish made penis enlarger company?
Pfizer and their little blue pills?
Why not? Would have been a laugh.Isn't that a bit like saying Dennis Nilsen should have been allowed out of gaol for a week or two to enter a domestic drain blocking competition?
Jealousy is such an ugly trait.Dont forget to give him a reach around as you get along.
If you say his name 3 times he appears but....Bravo Bravo
Angie's dust will be spinning in its casket at all this palaver!![]()
I forget which mod is in his pocket, but I used to get regular threats from one when I used to poke him. I nominate him for not fighting his own corner.Which is fair enough.
I'd contend that @Bravo_Bravo has made a comprehensive case to retain the title..........
His running to the mods and whining when people poke him for behaving like a bellend is certainly worthy of the award on its own.
Bob the Bomb for services to statistical analysis.
Bob the Bomb for services to statistical analysis.
c'mon, tag @bob_the_bomb and link to some thread or post.
I'm far too lazy to look for it myself and @jarrod248 could die any moment (it's been due for 3000 years at least)