Site penis of the year.

[Bravo_Bravo]

I have no living enemies

I wasn't referring to you...

 

[theoriginalphantom]

I wasn't referring to you...

indeed, but I do like using the vaguely amusing threat about no surviving enemies. Doesn't always go down well in job interviews, or police interviews for that matter

 

[supermatelot]

indeed, but I do like using the vaguely amusing threat about no surviving enemies. Doesn't always go down well in job interviews, or police interviews for that matter

Who in their right mind would feck with a bloke who does the length of the M1 in a Unicorn outfit?
Beard also.

That's seriously "dont even fecking go there" territory if ever I saw it.

 

[theoriginalphantom]

Who in their right mind would feck with a bloke who does the length of the M1 in a Unicorn outfit?
Beard also.

That's seriously "dont even fecking go there" territory if ever I saw it.

in all fairness I was also in a car, it's not like a ran the fucking distance

 

[jarrod248]

How about me and Jarrod make up the rules as we go along, rather than anybody else makes up the rules as they go along?

They’ve some brass neck. They think this is easy being so impartial.

 

[45x45]

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We doing shit Meme photos these days? No wonder everyone is on FYBs. It's just so 2016.

 

[45x45]

Not site Penis but a worthy honourable mention.
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You don't have to be tall to be a cunt like her, ask Hitler or Himmler.

 

[Electromagnetic]

Maybe if we get a sponsor.
Who wouldn't want that as a tag line for their company?

"Sponsoring ARRSE site penis of the year since ..."
But who should we approach?
Durex?
The Swedish made penis enlarger company?
Pfizer and their little blue pills?

Vagasil or Vagisan? Because the site penis is an irritating vagina.

 

[AdminVortex]

Isn't that a bit like saying Dennis Nilsen should have been allowed out of gaol for a week or two to enter a domestic drain blocking competition?

Why not? Would have been a laugh.

 

[Goldbricker]

Bravo Bravo

 

[stacker1]

Dont forget to give him a reach around as you get along.

Jealousy is such an ugly trait.

 

[Old Stab]

Bravo Bravo

If you say his name 3 times he appears but....

Is it Bravo Bravo, Bravo Bravo, Bravo Bravo..

Or

Bravo....... Bravo Bravo?

 

[BossHogg]

Angie's dust will be spinning in its casket at all this palaver!

 

[Tyk]

Angie's dust will be spinning in its casket at all this palaver!

Get it wired up to a gen set, another renewable discovered with infinite available resource.

 

[cent05zr70]

Which is fair enough.

I'd contend that @Bravo_Bravo has made a comprehensive case to retain the title..........
His running to the mods and whining when people poke him for behaving like a bellend is certainly worthy of the award on its own.

I forget which mod is in his pocket, but I used to get regular threats from one when I used to poke him. I nominate him for not fighting his own corner.

 

[jockparamedic]

It would be nice to have a new penis this year.

 

[Emcon Ecomcon]

Bob the Bomb for services to statistical analysis.

 

[theoriginalphantom]

Bob the Bomb for services to statistical analysis.

c'mon, tag @bob_the_bomb and link to some thread or post.

I'm far too lazy to look for it myself and @jarrod248 could die any moment (it's been due for 3000 years at least)

 

[bob_the_bomb]

Bob the Bomb for services to statistical analysis.

I thought you had me on ignore...

Matthew 7:16

 

[bob_the_bomb]

c'mon, tag @bob_the_bomb and link to some thread or post.

I'm far too lazy to look for it myself and @jarrod248 could die any moment (it's been due for 3000 years at least)

He’s just crying because all of his predictions of Trump’s ‘racing certainty’ came to naught.

He is now taking recourse in increasingly more fantastic claims of voter fraud, which he claims to have identified earlier than anyone else. Including the Trump team, apparently.

I do try to encourage him to get in touch with Rudi...even at a 1% cut of Rudi’s alleged $20k a day that would be better than being paid in turnips...