Site penis of the year.

[Ortholith]

I'd nominate Greenfly/Shockwave (and to do a bugsy on him 'cockwave') for almost every single comment he/she/it has ever posted, however the accounts are on RoPs so I can't search for any examples or tag him/her/it/them. so that's a waste of time.

Already covered that one on the first page - https://www.arrse.co.uk/community/threads/site-penis-of-the-year.302689/#post-10397430

https://www.arrse.co.uk/community/t...s-too-much-arrse.302539/page-10#post-10375571 was a proper meltdown, not the usual "you're upset" "no you're upset" "you're upset and here's a mong button screenshot to prove it" handbags.

Threats of chewing throats out, demanding to be banned for other users' safety and my favourite "Fucking ban me now you wet cunt duke"

 

[theoriginalphantom]

Already covered that one on the first page - https://www.arrse.co.uk/community/threads/site-penis-of-the-year.302689/#post-10397430

https://www.arrse.co.uk/community/t...s-too-much-arrse.302539/page-10#post-10375571 was a proper meltdown, not the usual "you're upset" "no you're upset" "you're upset and here's a mong button screenshot to prove it" handbags. Threats of chewing throats out, demanding to be banned for other users' safety and my favourite "******* ban me now you wet **** duke"

oh I'd forgotten about that little incident.

 

[TheSockPuppet]

"******* ban me now you wet **** duke"

How did that one go?

**Edit** Just read that page. What a magnificent find.

 

[Old Stab]

Already covered that one on the first page - https://www.arrse.co.uk/community/threads/site-penis-of-the-year.302689/#post-10397430

https://www.arrse.co.uk/community/t...s-too-much-arrse.302539/page-10#post-10375571 was a proper meltdown, not the usual "you're upset" "no you're upset" "you're upset and here's a mong button screenshot to prove it" handbags. Threats of chewing throats out, demanding to be banned for other users' safety and my favourite "******* ban me now you wet **** duke"

To be fair.. That is a pretty good effort.

 

[Ortholith]

How did that one go?

From everyone else's perspective it went very well.

 

[BossHogg]

You'll have to wait until his ban has ended I'm afraid. Sorry about that.

Is this the one who offered all comers to a fight?

 

[stacker1]

Great work that man.

That reminds me - @Chimp is an absolute stroker. He might well be the New Kid on the Block for this year's SPotY.

The utter fúcking dicksplash.

Well thats just great, thanks for that, we'll just take your word for it shall we?

 

[NSP]

Well thats just great, thanks for that, we'll just take your word for it shall we?

You can take mine, too - Chimp by name, chimp by nature.

 

[lokiuk]

Already covered that one on the first page - https://www.arrse.co.uk/community/threads/site-penis-of-the-year.302689/#post-10397430

https://www.arrse.co.uk/community/t...s-too-much-arrse.302539/page-10#post-10375571 was a proper meltdown, not the usual "you're upset" "no you're upset" "you're upset and here's a mong button screenshot to prove it" handbags. Threats of chewing throats out, demanding to be banned for other users' safety and my favourite "******* ban me now you wet **** duke"

Didn't he demand a fight with the duke as well?

 

[theoriginalphantom]

Somehow I just know that clicking on that link before dinner is a bad idea...

 

[Ortholith]

Didn't he demand a fight with the duke as well?

That rings a bell, something about a boxing match?

Found it - https://www.arrse.co.uk/community/threads/the-duke-charity-boxing-match-and-assault-course.300861/

 

[kiwidoug]

ISWYDT

Well done.



Carry on.

 

[Smeggers]

I thought you were aiming for next year's title, you need to get a real runup if you're going to get up to speed with the current site belters who hog the nominations.

I've got to say it, the chances of @dingerr doing a run-up are somewhere between none and fcuk all!

 

[BossHogg]

He can do a wheely!

 

[FORMER_FYRDMAN]

To be fair.. That is a pretty good effort.

One can only wonder at the level of artistry and character vivisection required to reduce a fellow human being to such an abject state.

 

[bob_the_bomb]

It would be nice to have a new penis this year.

Fnar fnar

 

[jarrod248]

I feel left out.

You haven’t even got half of you left.

 

[Bravo_Bravo]

I'd nominate Greenfly/Shockwave (and to do a bugsy on him 'cockwave') for almost every single comment he/she/it has ever posted, however the accounts are on RoPs so I can't search for any examples or tag him/her/it/them. so that's a waste of time.

@mrdude for some spactacular wibblery such as this thread https://www.arrse.co.uk/community/threads/wuflu-anti-vaxxers.300175/

and here https://www.arrse.co.uk/community/threads/covid-vaccine-guinea-pigs.302638/

@Maalox for this https://www.arrse.co.uk/community/t...-call-out-on-to-the-white-house-lawns.302480/

and this

https://www.arrse.co.uk/community/threads/over-equipped-uk-combat-police.299442/

and, well everything really

@Spec-op1989 for this https://www.arrse.co.uk/community/threads/sending-ni-gsm-back-because-ira-in-parliament.301241/


@NI-EX-MEDIC for a variety of cuntery such as this classic https://www.arrse.co.uk/community/t...evenue-stream-for-a-handful-of-admins.301099/


@Bravo_Bravo for his amazing crapathon here https://www.arrse.co.uk/community/threads/change-to-the-ignore-function-a-suggestion.302607/

"You have enemies? Good. That means you've stood up for something, sometime in your life."


That'll trigger the weevils.

 

[Tyk]

I've got to say it, the chances of @dingerr doing a run-up are somewhere between none and fcuk all!

You hadn't noticed the earlier discussion of enlisting the services of a good engineer to provide a jet propelled conveyance? A run up wouldn't present a problem.

 

[dingerr]

I'd rather staple my testicles to a table.

Stop showing off.