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Site penis of the year.

Who is the glans of the year?


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I'd nominate Greenfly/Shockwave (and to do a bugsy on him 'cockwave') for almost every single comment he/she/it has ever posted, however the accounts are on RoPs so I can't search for any examples or tag him/her/it/them. so that's a waste of time.
Already covered that one on the first page - https://www.arrse.co.uk/community/threads/site-penis-of-the-year.302689/#post-10397430

https://www.arrse.co.uk/community/t...s-too-much-arrse.302539/page-10#post-10375571 was a proper meltdown, not the usual "you're upset" "no you're upset" "you're upset and here's a mong button screenshot to prove it" handbags.

Threats of chewing throats out, demanding to be banned for other users' safety and my favourite "Fucking ban me now you wet cunt duke"
 

theoriginalphantom

MIA
Book Reviewer
Already covered that one on the first page - https://www.arrse.co.uk/community/threads/site-penis-of-the-year.302689/#post-10397430

https://www.arrse.co.uk/community/t...s-too-much-arrse.302539/page-10#post-10375571 was a proper meltdown, not the usual "you're upset" "no you're upset" "you're upset and here's a mong button screenshot to prove it" handbags. Threats of chewing throats out, demanding to be banned for other users' safety and my favourite "******* ban me now you wet **** duke"


oh I'd forgotten about that little incident.
 
Already covered that one on the first page - https://www.arrse.co.uk/community/threads/site-penis-of-the-year.302689/#post-10397430

https://www.arrse.co.uk/community/t...s-too-much-arrse.302539/page-10#post-10375571 was a proper meltdown, not the usual "you're upset" "no you're upset" "you're upset and here's a mong button screenshot to prove it" handbags. Threats of chewing throats out, demanding to be banned for other users' safety and my favourite "******* ban me now you wet **** duke"
To be fair.. That is a pretty good effort.
 
Great work that man.

That reminds me - @Chimp is an absolute stroker. He might well be the New Kid on the Block for this year's SPotY.

The utter fúcking dicksplash.

Well thats just great, thanks for that, we'll just take your word for it shall we?
 

NSP

LE
Well thats just great, thanks for that, we'll just take your word for it shall we?
You can take mine, too - Chimp by name, chimp by nature.
 
Already covered that one on the first page - https://www.arrse.co.uk/community/threads/site-penis-of-the-year.302689/#post-10397430

https://www.arrse.co.uk/community/t...s-too-much-arrse.302539/page-10#post-10375571 was a proper meltdown, not the usual "you're upset" "no you're upset" "you're upset and here's a mong button screenshot to prove it" handbags. Threats of chewing throats out, demanding to be banned for other users' safety and my favourite "******* ban me now you wet **** duke"

Didn't he demand a fight with the duke as well?
 

Smeggers

ADC
Moderator
Kit Reviewer
Book Reviewer
I thought you were aiming for next year's title, you need to get a real runup if you're going to get up to speed with the current site belters who hog the nominations.
I've got to say it, the chances of @dingerr doing a run-up are somewhere between none and fcuk all!
 

FORMER_FYRDMAN

LE
Book Reviewer
To be fair.. That is a pretty good effort.

One can only wonder at the level of artistry and character vivisection required to reduce a fellow human being to such an abject state.
 
I'd nominate Greenfly/Shockwave (and to do a bugsy on him 'cockwave') for almost every single comment he/she/it has ever posted, however the accounts are on RoPs so I can't search for any examples or tag him/her/it/them. so that's a waste of time.

@mrdude for some spactacular wibblery such as this thread https://www.arrse.co.uk/community/threads/wuflu-anti-vaxxers.300175/

and here https://www.arrse.co.uk/community/threads/covid-vaccine-guinea-pigs.302638/

@Maalox for this https://www.arrse.co.uk/community/t...-call-out-on-to-the-white-house-lawns.302480/

and this

and, well everything really

@Spec-op1989 for this https://www.arrse.co.uk/community/threads/sending-ni-gsm-back-because-ira-in-parliament.301241/


@NI-EX-MEDIC for a variety of cuntery such as this classic https://www.arrse.co.uk/community/t...evenue-stream-for-a-handful-of-admins.301099/


@Bravo_Bravo for his amazing crapathon here https://www.arrse.co.uk/community/threads/change-to-the-ignore-function-a-suggestion.302607/
"You have enemies? Good. That means you've stood up for something, sometime in your life."


That'll trigger the weevils.
 
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