Site penis of the year.

[theoriginalphantom]

Our SPOTY Himmler.

thanks, just checking you were not being rude to the historical figure (and apparently quite naughty man)

 

[vinniethemanxcat]

the real Himmler, or 'our' Jewish Himmler?

Our Himmler thinks he's Jewish due to all the people who call him a YID.........

What he's not grasped is it's short for You Insufferable ********.

 

[AdminVortex]

I like to think if I'd copped for SPoTY 2020, I wouldn't use the thread where I'd cemented my win with some utter penisry to ensure I copped for a bar to my SPoTY in 2021 as well.

 

[HCL]

Id appreciate it a bit more if the ungrateful bastards got a few rounds in.

Just ping Joker with your request, 5.56 or 7.62. I'm sure he will send some your way.

 

[ACAB]

I like to think if I'd copped for SPoTY 2020, I wouldn't use the thread where I'd cemented my win with some utter penisry to ensure I copped for a bar to my SPoTY in 2020 as well.

He's just taken the time to PM me calling me a coward.

It's all getting a bit old now.

 

[Old Stab]

He's just taken the time to PM me calling me a coward.

It's all getting a bit old now.

He is well deserving of his SPOTY award.
I'm wondering if he's going for the double this season and he's getting started right from the off.

 

[HCL]

You're dead to me!! Fcuking RE

SCALEY Albereto its not rocket science is it!!!

Mate, I'm with you in spirit there. The shame if wearing a gabbage on yer headress. And they never STFU about why they have a blue lanyard. If it was so precious how come they gave it to you scaleys? That's a strange FO that. Kinda saying youre still their brew bitches, init.

 

[Simmerit]

He's just taken the time to PM me calling me a coward.

It's all getting a bit old now.

I wonder if any of his other admirers are going to promote him with a minor tweak to the footer on their posts? He's deserving of the recognition IMHO

 

[ooooh_matron]

I nominate B_B. There might be an accepted voting method but I don’t need to confirm because I’m in the filthy fifteen. I’ve been away for while, so I’m not up to date on day to day dribbling.

B_B is always a solid choice and appears to have embraced cancel culture in the same way that he embraces excuses to never close with enemy and do his job.

go **** yourselves, you old cnuts.

 

[Helm]

I nominate B_B. There might be an accepted voting method but I don’t need to confirm because I’m in the filthy fifteen. I’ve been away for while, so I’m not up to date on day to day dribbling.

B_B is always a solid choice and appears to have embraced cancel culture in the same way that he embraces excuses to never close with enemy and do his job.

go **** yourselves, you old cnuts.

He's gen

 

[kiwidoug]

I nominate B_B. There might be an accepted voting method but I don’t need to confirm because I’m in the filthy fifteen. I’ve been away for while, so I’m not up to date on day to day dribbling.

B_B is always a solid choice and appears to have embraced cancel culture in the same way that he embraces excuses to never close with enemy and do his job.

go **** yourselves, you old cnuts.

Fück me.


I thought you'd died and gone to Mumsnet.

 

[supermatelot]

I nominate B_B. There might be an accepted voting method but I don’t need to confirm because I’m in the filthy fifteen. I’ve been away for while, so I’m not up to date on day to day dribbling.

B_B is always a solid choice and appears to have embraced cancel culture in the same way that he embraces excuses to never close with enemy and do his job.

go **** yourselves, you old cnuts.

Ahh..I’ve a bone to pick with you, now you‘ve been released.
Around ten years ago on here I sought advice on an electrical problem with a SKY tv box. You advised to pour some water on it.

I can now confirm that you know feck all about troubleshooting electrical problems in SKY set boxes.

 

[ooooh_matron]

Ahh..I’ve a bone to pick with you, now you‘ve been released.
Around ten years ago on here I sought advice on an electrical problem with a SKY tv box. You advised to pour some water on it.

I can now confirm that you know feck all about troubleshooting electrical problems in SKY set boxes.

The problem was you didn’t pour enough of it on. This was a clear failure to fully embrace well-meaning, expert advice.

This is very much a ‘you’ problem

 

[LouisetheSleaz]

I nominate B_B. There might be an accepted voting method but I don’t need to confirm because I’m in the filthy fifteen. I’ve been away for while, so I’m not up to date on day to day dribbling.

B_B is always a solid choice and appears to have embraced cancel culture in the same way that he embraces excuses to never close with enemy and do his job.

go **** yourselves, you old cnuts.

Himmler has gone way off the deep end recently. Read back on his posts over the last couple months.

 

[NSP]

The problem was you didn’t pour enough of it on. This was a clear failure to fully embrace well-meaning, expert advice.

This is very much a ‘you’ problem

Being a swabby you'd think he'd be familiar with large quantities of water.

 

[supermatelot]

Being a swabby you'd think he'd be familiar with large quantities of water.

That’s your expertise, with a proven record of failure to stay afloat

 

[Old Stab]

Himmler has gone way off the deep end recently. Read back on his posts over the last couple months.

It's a result of being twatted on the head by the barrier on a regular basis.

 

[theoriginalphantom]

Himmler has gone way off the deep end recently. Read back on his posts over the last couple months.

I think I'd rather staple my scrotum to my eyeballs

 

[NSP]

That’s your expertise, with a proven record of failure to stay afloat

Yeah, alright smartarse. One total loss out of forty-four hulls served on does not a track record make.

Yeah, sure - another one sank but we got it back. Three caught fire - in a reasonably minor way, one suffered an electrical explosion, two got a few new holes in them courtesy of some Africans with automatic weapons, a couple of people fell off of a couple and one of those unfortunately resulted in a fatality, and on the way home from one job the heli' punted an engine mid-way - but that wasn't technically vessel-related.

But all-in-all...

 

[Endoscope]

Himmler has gone way off the deep end recently. Read back on his posts over the last couple months.

Just why would you suggest that to someone?