Site penis of the year.

[jarrod248]

The fat bitch should be out the Army by now so no more threats about coming around the workplace. She "had no interest in getting married" or as its otherwise known being an old boot, so she probably alone somewhere in a job where she has realised that most civvie blokes aren't interested in a bird in their mid forties when there is so much younger women around.

Heh heh heh

Won’t be working for weight watchers that’s for sure.

 

[Notachance]

She is working in the film industry as a body double. Currently appearing as a blue whale being hunted by Captain Ahab. she had to lose some weight obviously.

 

[Ortholith]

She is working in the film industry as a body double. Currently appearing as a blue whale being hunted by Captain Ahab. she had to lose some weight obviously.

Shame you missed the opportunity to use 'sperm whale' in that sentence.

 

[AULD_SWEAT]

My bold, Ishtar or whatever it's name was that day was one of the worst floating turds ever to infest this site! Hopefully, it and whatever spawned from it's loins (shudder) has descended into the deepest depths of Hades and is pursuing he who shall not be named, for a portion of hellfire and brimstone!

John G?

 

[AULD_SWEAT]

She is working in the film industry as a body double. Currently appearing as a sperm gargling blue whale being hunted by Captain Ahab. she had to lose some weight obviously.

Shame you missed the opportunity to use 'sperm whale' in that sentence.

Fixed.

 

[Scaley Albereto]

There'll be a gullible Sapper type into fat old knackers that will succumb.
Was @Scaley Albereto a Royal Engineer by any chance?

You're dead to me!! Fcuking RE

SCALEY Albereto its not rocket science is it!!!

 

[kiwidoug]

You're dead to me!! Fcuking RE

SCALEY Albereto ots not rocket science is it!!!

What?

Were you some kind of submariner?

 

[Old Stab]

What?

Were you some kind of submariner?

Well.
I imagine he's submerged under a few fat lasses muffs

 

[Ortholith]

Well.
I imagine he's submerged under a few fat lasses muffs

Let's hope he doesn't suffocate or we'll end up with Fat Lives Matter looting Greggs.

 

[Scaley Albereto]

What?

Were you some kind of submariner?

Navy? The absolute horror...

I'm in to the larger lady not being buggered sensless over the Gunwhale by captain Ahab & his merry band of mincing matloetes..

 

[NSP]

Were you some kind of submariner?

Oh, now that's just plain rude.

 

[Richard Headicus]

Oh, now that's just plain rude.

Correct me if I'm wrong, which I'm sure you will, but do you have a certain amount of sympathy for ships which don't always float on top?

 

[NSP]

Correct me if I'm wrong, which I'm sure you will, but do you have a certain amount of sympathy for ships which don't always float on top?

I, sir, have never been a submariner.






I've always got off in time.

 

[Himmler74]

I, sir, have never been a submariner.






I've always got off in time.

You’ve never actually served in the military, however have claimed to received more penis than @Old Stab wife, well he did rent it out to a lodger.

 

[ACAB]

You’ve never actually served in the military, however have claimed to received more penis than @Old Stab wife, well he did rent it out to a lodger.

Are you that in a rush to be banned again you ******* moron??

 

[NSP]

You’ve never actually served in the military, however have claimed to received more penis than @Old Stab wife, well he did rent it out to a lodger.

Well done for proving, once again, that you are a broken-brained shitwhistler and well-deserved winner of the 2020 SPotY award.

 

[Himmler74]

Well done for proving, once again, that you are a broken-brained shitwhistler and well-deserved winner of the 2020 SPotY award.

How many 7.62mm rounds did you receive, again just for the record? Oh and any relevant military service?

 

[Himmler74]

Are you that in a rush to be banned again you ******* moron??

Banned for what? Calling you a coward? Or an alcoholi?

 

[ACAB]

Banned for what? Calling you a coward? Or an alcoholi?

It's spelt "alcoholic"

Now, behave yourself, or suffer the ban hammer yet again, you ******* cretin.

And as for calling me a coward, you are on a very sticky wicket, you absolute ******.

 

[ACAB]

Banned for what? Calling you a coward? Or an alcoholi?

Name me what operational service you have that is equal to mine (without walting it, of course)???