When our 'death photos' were taken for a tour it was thought to be a good idea to have one of the ambulances in the background. on processing the images you can see a cock 'drawn' on the side of it - probably with a slightly greasy finger making a subtle mark on the paintwork. THIS WAS ABSOLUTLY NOTHING TO DO WITH ME FOR A CHANGE
get everyone back, shoot again...
I think it would have been appropriate..
Imagine the scene
Sombre looking newscaster, lowers voice slightly,
"and today the MoD can announce the death of Toppers in Afghanistan"
cut to photo of me grinning like the twat I am in front of a subtle cock drawing.
"Toppers was involved in an incident witnesses described as 'bloody foolish' and "possibly sexual in nature"
"The MoD has declined to comment until after the war crimes tribunal and the vets report"