Site penis of the year.

[theoriginalphantom]

First rule of Bravo_Bravo Sock Legion...no one talks about Sock Legion

Rule Two of Bravo_Bravo Sock Legion...have judicious collection of crying babies on your laptop.

I'd have thought that's not the best place to put a single baby, let alone a collection of them (who collects babies anyway?)

 

[NSP]

He could try reading the following out loud:

I M T D S N I N V U

F U N E X? F U N E M? I L F M N X.

 

[NSP]

I'm basically broken from the lumbar region down and have tens of thousands of pounds of medical titanium in my legs and hips. I am on a ton of heavy drugs and usually walk with a stick.

And all by the time you were thirty...? You're some go-getter and then some, aren't you?!!!

 

[Ritch]

And all by the time you were thirty...? You're some go-getter and then some, aren't you?!!!

Ahh what's the point in hanging around? If you're going to knacker yourself up, you might as well do it early.

 

[medwaymud]

Claire Fox it is...

Just been listening to this - ( its lengthy but worthwhile ) Claire Fox ......

Once upon a time I would happily have ridiculed the Commie, Libertarian bitch - but she has matured.
Don't fancy her but would love to spend some time getting to know the real Claire

This is good

 

[Nemesis44UK]

Just been listening to this - ( its lengthy but worthwhile ) Claire Fox ......

Once upon a time I would happily have ridiculed the Commie, Libertarian bitch - but she has matured.
Don't fancy her but would love to spend some time getting to know the real Claire

This is good

Er.. wrong thread?

This one is for mocking @Snowy

 

[Tappet]

Er.. wrong thread?

This one is for mocking @Snowy

That poster was last seen on this site 17+ years ago, it seems. I don't think they'll be too fussed.

 

[bob_the_bomb]

That poster was last seen on this site 17+ years ago, it seems. I don't think they'll be too fussed.

@Snowy ?

I ******* wish...

 

[Tappet]

@Snowy ?

I ******* wish...

@Snowy was last seen in 2003.

@Snowy. is a recent addition to the list of clefts that inhabit this site. Note the "."

 

[medwaymud]

Er.. wrong thread?

This one is for mocking @Snowy

You could be right..... there might have been drink involved

 

[Nemesis44UK]

@Snowy was last seen in 2003.

@Snowy. is a recent addition to the list of clefts that inhabit this site. Note the "."

Ah, thank you for the clarification.

 

[Nemesis44UK]

You could be right..... there might have been drink involved

Doesnae matter. Now that you're here, pull up a sandbag, pass the booze and shoot the shit.

 

[kiwidoug]

I wish I'd read the crap that @Maalox was posting on the armed men on Trump's lawn thread before I voted for Himmler, he'd have been a shoo-in for SPOTY

Edited for spelling

 

[Moderator]

I wish I'd read the crap that @Maalox was posting on the armed men on Trump's lawn thread before I voted for Himmler, he'd have been a shoe-in for SPOTY

A ‘shoo in'... Be that as it may though, @Maalox was not included in the poll and thus, could not have been a shoo in, with or without your vote.

 

[kiwidoug]

A ‘shoo in'... Be that as it may though, @Maalox was not included in the poll and thus, could not have been a shoo in, with or without your vote.

Thank you for that correction, I've never been sure about the proper spelling of that phrase.
As to your other pont,
A. If he had been writing that stuff when the poll was being started, I'd have nominated him.
B. Using logic in this part of ARRSE is against the site rules, isn't it?

 

[Moderator]

Thank you for that correction, I've never been sure about the proper spelling of that phrase.

You are v. welcome.

A. If he had been writing that stuff when the poll was being started, I'd have nominated him.

Sure he was mentioned early on... generally agreed that he is indeed a full bore bellend but then ruled out simply because his posting is too intermittent.

B. Using logic in this part of ARRSE is against the site rules, isn't it?

You are of course quite right. I have just awarded myself a resounding self inflicted punch on the nose and once the nasal bleeding abates, I will nominate myself for next year’s contest. How could it all go so wrong so quickly eh?

 

[jarrod248]

@stacker1 we thought our tireless work was over...

 

[goodoldboy]

@stacker1 we thought our tireless work was over...

It will be over when we get to read the winner's acceptance won't it?

 

[Moderator]

@stacker1 we thought our tireless work was over...

Stand down squire. I am not really going to nominate myself. I didn't even punch myself on the nose. Just said that to shut the old fool up but hey, mums the word eh... what he doesn't know won't hurt him

 

[Archibald_gruffnut]

I wish I'd read the crap that @Maalox was posting on the armed men on Trump's lawn thread before I voted for Himmler, he'd have been a shoo-in for SPOTY

Edited for spelling

I refer to post #25, page 2.
I nominated the jizztit known as @Maalox then.

The twat has started its auditions from its mothers basement early this year for SPOTY 21...