Site penis of the year.

[Ortholith]

What nominations? There are very few, its mainly handbags at dawn.

Post #8 has just been edited to cover what you asked for.

 

[RBMK]

So @Bravo_Bravo with AN Other
Handbags at dawn in Hyde Park.
Any nominations for seconds?
Will we be able to sell tickets or will it be live streamed.
Who will check to make sure that the handbags have a brick in them?

 

[wheel]

Angela would not be impressed. She’d be on her second gallon of wine today reading some of the poor efforts.

She would have had her hand up her favorite puppets arse so that it would be jumping around the thread like a spastic playing with a magnetic yoyo,

 

[stacker1]

Post #8 has just been edited to cover what you asked for.

You see, a little bit of effort goes a long way.

 

[wheel]

@KnockKnock.

Reasons: a) thinking he knows more about the current state of dentistry than Fang Farrier, (see below)

https://www.arrse.co.uk/community/threads/dentistry-amid-the-covid19-outbreak-a-warning.298981/

b) getting all upset by icons he doesn't understand

c) the addled old fart probably isn't long for this world and it would be nice to see him win something before he shuffles off.

He is a sock

 

[jarrod248]

What nominations? There are very few, its mainly handbags at dawn.

He’s not dictating to you is he your Honour?

 

[The Assassin]

Well if people produce the evidence we will produce the polls, but remember, they might put up something about you, a good write up might swing the balance and then you'll have to deal with the mob piling in with every mistake you have made since you joined. You could be fighting for your reputation.

Lazy fucking moderators. What is the point of having the responsibility of being moderators? The fact that only moderators can RoP or delete threads and posters means that they should give us the list of posters to SPoTY so that those of us without the banhammer can be given a single chance each year to decide on something serious. There should be a moderator each year removed as well as a site poster removed. November 23rd should be a list of moderator approved SPoTY contendors, with a week of amendments from the rest of us, so come December 1st, there is a definite shortlist to vote on.

 

[jarrod248]

He is a sock

Is he absorbent?

 

[dingerr]

Go for it. This should give you an idea of the challenge you have set for yourself.

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I’ll just organise an ARRSE SPOTY tour 2021. That’ll put BB out of the running.

 

[wheel]

Is he absorbent?

I would say so considering the amount of piss he receives.

 

[lokiuk]

Lazy ******* moderators. What is the point of having the responsibility of being moderators? The fact that only moderators can RoP or delete threads and posters means that they should give us the list of posters to SPoTY so that those of us without the banhammer can be given a single chance each year to decide on something serious. There should be a moderator each year removed as well as a site poster removed. November 23rd should be a list of moderator approved SPoTY contendors, with a week of amendments from the rest of us, so come December 1st, there is a definite shortlist to vote on.

And maybe for irony let the current SPOTY, have the ban hammer for 1 day on April Fools day would be amusing

To make winning SPOTY a worthy achievement

 

[Drazyl]

I’ve decided to make a pitch for SPOTY 2021. Now I know the majority of you will think I don’t have it in me, especially in the face of such stiff competition.

The simple route would be to simply follow the penistry of the predominant penii of ARRSE, however this would be a foolish endeavour, because how could I out penis such masters of penis? No, I must master new depths of cockwombling, the likes of such penis dangling, wangling and waving the likes of which ARRSE have never seen (It’ll have to be to succeed).

I don’t know how I’m going to go about this gargantuan task, but I’ll give it a go. I’m thinking along the lines of using cold, hard facts, because I know you bunch of cünts hate the truth, this certainly won’t be easy as I am hard wired to never let the truth stand in the way of a good story.

Please be assured 2021 won’t be personal, it’s purely business and as such I could be in complete agreement with you, but can‘t show it in my push for the summit of mount appendage.

So, in an effort to start as I mean to go on, could you please take your ideas and shove them up your arse.

Cheers cünts.

Good luck, it's a long haul. I'm not sure you have the legs.

 

[The Assassin]

And maybe for irony let the current SPOTY, have the ban hammer for 1 day on April Fools day would be amusing

To make winning SPOTY a worthy achievement

I still think a moderator should be banished each year.

 

[StBob072]

Weak.

@Bravo_Bravo says yes, but what am I?

 

[Moderator]

I’ll just organise an ARRSE SPOTY tour 2021. That’ll put BB out of the running.

Medals to be worn?

 

[StBob072]

Ahem... I think I see a slight flaw in your plan here.

Can't see it myself.

After all, he has the required meat and two veg, they're just not in very close proximity.

 

[Tyk]

Can't see it myself.

After all, he has the required meat and two veg, they're just not in very close proximity.

Isn't ownership generally related to finding the articles owned fairly close by rather than on an atlas?

 

[Auld-Yin]

RSM's Medals to be worn?

Fixed - pro bono.

 

[kiwidoug]

Based just on the "contributions" to this thread, I would say it's a toss-up between @Bravo_Bravo and @Himmler

 

[jarrod248]

Based just on the "contributions" to this thread, I would say it's a toss-up between @Bravo_Bravo and @Himmler

Snout out.