Site penis of the year.

[kelvin_273]

What a sad moron

Weak.

 

[supermatelot]

Have you hacked my webcam?

I'm shocked! I consider you to be one of the more respectable posters on here. I also suspect you own, and sometimes wear a beard.

 

[endure]

I'm shocked! I consider you to be one of the more respectable posters on here.

 

[kelvin_273]

I was undecided until I read an earlier post.
Not any more. I've never read such a load of bitter and twisted drivel before so my vote goes to.....



This cunt.

 

[Dashing_Chap]

HN has not logged on in over 12 months now. He is very well I hasten to add.

If you are in touch with him then please let him know that there's a certain fellow who's more of a cvnt than dear old Mr Cvnty Cvntington-Cvnt, lately of Cvnt House, Cvnt Street, Cvntsville, in the county of Cvntshire, Cvntland.

He sends his regards.

 

[KnockKnock]

If you are in touch with him then please let him know that there's a certain fellow who's more of a **** than dear old Mr Cunty Cuntington-****, lately of **** House, **** Street, Cuntsville, in the county of Cuntshire, Cuntland.

He sends his regards.

Here we have an example of how the Webmaster will not reprint 4 letter words in a reply to a post and instead put ****, What a contradiction !

 

[supermatelot]

If you are in touch with him then please let him know that there's a certain fellow who's more of a **** than dear old Mr Cunty Cuntington-****, lately of **** House, **** Street, Cuntsville, in the county of Cuntshire, Cuntland.

He sends his regards.

In the spirit of this thread- which is to be cultish, I ask you to at least credit the orifinal poster of the comments you used,
Frome around 10 years ago I think. On iPad...can’t be arsed to check.

 

[chuggafugga]

I've never been afraid of the highest heights
Or afraid of flying now
I've never been afraid of the wildest fights
Not afraid of dying
But now I want off this ride 'cause your scaring me and I don't like where were going
I need a new fun fair 'cause your scaring me and I don't like where were going

And now you're gonna miss me
I know you're gonna miss me
I guarantee you'll miss me 'cause you changed the way you kiss me
'Cause you changed the way you kiss me

 

[chuggafugga]

@widow11 is an obnoxious ass wipe so he gets my vote

 

[ScouseD]

Robme has to be a contender if he still stalks this site?

One of the more fascinating things about this site is that as well as decent sorts it has an uncanny ability to attract ill-educated, windmilling, easily debunked fcuking mental cases as if it was the last bit of viable spunk in a fertility clinic for menopausal women with learning difficulties.

That’s certainly true of @Robme, or whatever he’s called now. When he’s not pulling his crusty bum cheeks apart to make yet another online “contribution” I imagine he spends his time mashed out of his skull on dodgy wraps of Triple Hamster and pound shop booze glug. As he crawls wobblingly about in the shaved pubes, puke and filth of his carboard box at the side of the road, all the time grinning as insanely as a political donor with a new knighthood, he keeps hearing insistent voices telling him women really do like a man with a small collection of dead wasps in a matchbox. That, and a clutch of childishly faked certificates.

You can get a flavour of his accomplished bellendery on his very own thread here.

 

[JackSofty]

@widow11 is an obnoxious ass wipe so he gets my vote

I still have my suspicion, purely based on similarity of posts, that the clunge is also @Chimp.
My nomination stands.


Sent from my karzi while losing several pounds

 

[JackSofty]

One of the more fascinating things about this site is that as well as decent sorts it has an uncanny ability to attract ill-educated, windmilling, easily debunked fcuking mental cases as if it was the last bit of viable spunk in a fertility clinic for menopausal women with learning difficulties.

That’s certainly true of @Robme, or whatever he’s called now. When he’s not pulling his crusty bum cheeks apart to make yet another online “contribution” I imagine he spends his time mashed out of his skull on dodgy wraps of Triple Hamster and pound shop booze glug. As he crawls wobblingly about in the shaved pubes, puke and filth of his carboard box at the side of the road, all the time grinning as insanely as a political donor with a new knighthood, he keeps hearing insistent voices telling him women really do like a man with a small collection of dead wasps in a matchbox. That, and a clutch of childishly faked certificates.

You can get a flavour of his accomplished bellendery on his very own thread here.

The pure detail of Dickens. Did you lift it from Little Dorrit or was I just lost in the imagery?


Sent from my karzi while losing several pounds

 

[jarrod248]

One of the more fascinating things about this site is that as well as decent sorts it has an uncanny ability to attract ill-educated, windmilling, easily debunked fcuking mental cases as if it was the last bit of viable spunk in a fertility clinic for menopausal women with learning difficulties.

That’s certainly true of @Robme, or whatever he’s called now. When he’s not pulling his crusty bum cheeks apart to make yet another online “contribution” I imagine he spends his time mashed out of his skull on dodgy wraps of Triple Hamster and pound shop booze glug. As he crawls wobblingly about in the shaved pubes, puke and filth of his carboard box at the side of the road, all the time grinning as insanely as a political donor with a new knighthood, he keeps hearing insistent voices telling him women really do like a man with a small collection of dead wasps in a matchbox. That, and a clutch of childishly faked certificates.

You can get a flavour of his accomplished bellendery on his very own thread here.

Beautiful

 

[Tyk]

Wondered who you were talking to, so I peeked.

Dyk still whining, I note.

Weird.

Ah that's fun, Bellend^2 appears to have caught @DaManBugs "amusing" poorly executed name change habit.

@Bravo_Bravo has made a fair effort on this thread to support his retention of the title.

 

[Joe_Private]

Thee nominations from me; from a rich field of contenders...

1. @Joe_Private for gleefully saying he spent a year trying to get my attention, then having a meltdown (ongoing) when he did.

2. @Moderator for Service To The Mong Buttons:

3. @Portree Kidfor being so permanently, amusingly angry.

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24 hours worth . Joe smashing the buttons in the wee small hours of despair again. Ha ha.

Just because I've made you cry tears of impotent rage, it doesn't follow that I too am having a meltdown. Go into the corner, pick Teddy up, and give him a cuddle.

 

[scoldog]

So many cnuts . And on y one choice

Well, in this Woke day and age, everyone wins!

 

[Joe_Private]

What if this years winner is @Bravo_Bravo again, knowing him he will argue with himself for weeks

If by "argue" you mean "post pictures of crying babies or one of his stock lines such as u ok Hun?" then I could agree.

 

[Joe_Private]

The Penis has only just got back from being hit with the Ban Hammer as well. The nasty Vindictive lying hypocritical twat.

@Himmler74 is still PNG. @Himmler is a matching sock.

 

[Joe_Private]

Ah that's fun, Bellend^2 appears to have caught @DaManBugs "amusing" poorly executed name change habit.

@Bravo_Bravo has made a fair effort on this thread to support his retention of the title.

He's been doing that hilarious name-changing thing for at least six years.

 

[HLD DMR]

@Himmler74 is still PNG. @Himmler is a matching sock.

Has he had his name thrown in for the SPOTY yet per chance?